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Got a headache??? Never fear relief is here!!!
02-06-2014, 11:17 PM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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If she says she has a headache tell her you got a cure win win IMO drool.gif

Masturbation as a cure for headaches

It's a fact! Masturbation is a safe, fun way to cure your headaches. Forget about reaching for pills that probably have horrible side effects and reach for your interesting bits instead. There are two main reasons why masturbation is guaranteed to get rid of even the most stubborn headache, if you do it properly.

The healing potential of making love has been known for thousands of years in China and India. Even after the sexual liberation of the 1960's though, many westerners still find it morally hard to accept. Isn't it high time we caught up with our eastern cousins? Why take drugs when we can cure ourselves naturally?

Fact 1, sex is a great form of exercise and masturbation is no exception. When we exercise, our heart rate and breathing increase and our body produces lots of adrenaline and other hormones. Our physical stress levels escalate and our body becomes tenser.

Fact 2, all of this happens when we masturbate but our body also starts to produce huge amounts of endorphins, our natural happy hormones. Scientists estimate that a good sexual work out equals running a mile. Of course, masturbation is a lot more fun.

When we finish our exercise, our body begins to relax. We don't have to consciously think about it, it is a natural process. Our heart rate and breathing slow down and we stop producing all of those hormones. And this is the same when masturbate.

More - http://tantramagichealing.blogspot.com/2...es_27.html
02-06-2014, 11:26 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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İmage

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02-06-2014, 11:31 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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It's also good for weak nerves and hysteria hyper.gif

İmage
02-06-2014, 11:36 PM #4
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(02-06-2014, 11:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage

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02-06-2014, 11:57 PM #5
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(02-06-2014, 11:26 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  İmage

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02-07-2014, 12:12 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif İmage But Bugs as Carmen Miranda is where I draw the line.

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02-07-2014, 12:20 AM #7
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İmage

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02-07-2014, 12:32 AM #8
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İmage
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02-07-2014, 12:47 AM #9
The Survivor Truthtard
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(02-07-2014, 12:32 AM)Wolf Pup Wrote:  İmage
İmage

My duck does not do that!! Do you daffy?

İmage


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02-07-2014, 01:18 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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02-07-2014, 06:58 AM #11
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Never fails you guys always ruin my highly serious important threads by turning them into beastiality masturbation threads.

I guess I am singing to the choir again bleh.gif
02-07-2014, 11:21 AM #12
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(02-07-2014, 06:58 AM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Never fails you guys always ruin my highly serious important threads by turning them into beastiality masturbation threads.

I guess I am singing to the choir again bleh.gif

Or beating the bishop chuckle.gif

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