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10-27-2015, 01:19 PM #1
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is., miss.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: HIJKLMNO.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to 0.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is.

TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: Alright. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

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“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
10-27-2015, 01:44 PM #2
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10-27-2015, 01:47 PM #3
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It's all perspective.

Kids definitely see things differently.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-27-2015, 03:10 PM #4
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10-27-2015, 03:59 PM #5
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10-27-2015, 08:02 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(10-27-2015, 03:10 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

So do grumpy old men, if you ask the kids 13.gif

I'M NOT GRUMPY, DAMN IT!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
10-28-2015, 10:34 AM #7
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10-28-2015, 10:42 AM #8
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(10-27-2015, 08:02 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(10-27-2015, 03:10 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

So do grumpy old men, if you ask the kids 13.gif

I'M NOT GRUMPY, DAMN IT!

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