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08-22-2016, 06:52 AM #1
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Posts:2,335 Threads:973 Joined:Mar 2011
I'm so damn pissed right now!!
I leave the house this morning to do some running around... I came back home about an hour later... There are 4 police cars and six police officers in my home. The front door had been knocked off the hinges, stuff everywhere, and apparently they were looking for something. So I'm stuck outside with this cop and they are inside searching through everything, even my laundry. They checked inside my closets under my mattress. They tore my things apart!
So, as you can imagine, I'm getting upset, and I'm trying figure out what's going on.
I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it. The cop in my bedroom yells, "Where did you hide it at? We know it's here! We are searching."
Then I yell back, "If I had an idea of what you're looking for then, maybe I could help!" He shoots me the "you wanna go to jail?" look, so I shut up and watch one of the other police officers look down at his phone.
Then he shouts, "Guys Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The Pokémon is next door!"
08-22-2016, 07:20 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011
ffs chuckle.gif
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08-22-2016, 05:29 PM #3
failboat Incognito Anonymous
unfortunately pokemon go sucks. it's a shadow of what pokemon used to be.
08-22-2016, 05:50 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,392 Threads:1,584 Joined:Feb 2011



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