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12-05-2015, 03:23 PM #1
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Following her hotly-contested visit with Pope Francis and Saturday Night Livehost.  Miley Cyrus‘ song wishing her good riddance, Kim Davis had unlocked the highest achievement in new media celebrity: prawn.

According to Death and Taxes, a new press release from a pr0n0graphy company called The Dogfart Network is offering the anti-LGBT clerk in Rowan County, Kentucky $500,000 to participate in an interracial lesbian prawn scene. Yes, you read that correctly. A company calling itself “The Dogfart Network” wants to give Davis half a million dollars to have sexual relations with a non-Caucasian woman.

Here is the press release in full:

With all the controversy surrounding Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis’ refusal to issue same sex marriage licenses even after the Supreme Court of the United States made same sex marriage the law of the land, The Dogfart Network which is the leading online destination for Adult Interracial content is offering the Holy Kim Davis a chance at redemption.

The undisputed kings of interracial prawn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire.ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica.

“We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.”

The offer will stand for the next week. She is also welcome to bring her family with her on an all expense paid vacation.

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Full story here :

http://www.mediaite.com/online/prawn-com...awn-scene/

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12-07-2015, 09:12 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
orgazmo3.gif i wouldnt pay to see that..

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12-07-2015, 10:35 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,393 Threads:1,439 Joined:Feb 2011
Dogfart? WOW... talk about oozing class.

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12-10-2015, 06:42 AM #4
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
Posts:2,706 Threads:265 Joined:Apr 2013
No one finds this hilarious.omg you've all gone soft in the head.

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12-10-2015, 09:03 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
Different strokes for different folks..
12-10-2015, 09:04 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
They probably thought it was a Hillary thread and didnt click on it.

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12-10-2015, 01:35 PM #7
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,924 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-10-2015, 06:42 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  No one finds this hilarious.omg you've all gone soft in the head.

Might have to do with the fact that it has been impossible,
for >10 years now, to open a newspaper or magazine, listen
to 3 minutes of radio, catch a glimpse of a teevee, watch a
movie, read a contemporary book or check out a news site
on the internet etc etc without getting the faggotry pushed
down one's throat.

I've just had it, is all.
Honest topic fatigue.
That's all.

I may well be soft in the head, though. chuckle.gif
For other reasons.

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12-10-2015, 01:43 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,779 Threads:647 Joined:Feb 2011
(12-10-2015, 06:42 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  No one finds this hilarious.omg you've all gone soft in the head.

Oh no...

That shït's pretty funny...

I can imagine her head is about to explode. She has an opportunity to make half a million dollars in a few minutes but can't because of her religiotard fame.

I bet her head is about to explode!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
12-10-2015, 01:53 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(12-10-2015, 01:35 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(12-10-2015, 06:42 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  No one finds this hilarious.omg you've all gone soft in the head.

Might have to do with the fact that it has been impossible,
for >10 years now, to open a newspaper or magazine, listen
to 3 minutes of radio, catch a glimpse of a teevee, watch a
movie, read a contemporary book or check out a news site
on the internet etc etc without getting the faggotry pushed
down one's throat.

I've just had it, is all.
Honest topic fatigue.
That's all.

I may well be soft in the head, though. chuckle.gif
For other reasons.

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Yeah, life is a bitch then you die..

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12-10-2015, 02:28 PM #10
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,924 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif

Guess the trick is to make it your bitch, then...
12-10-2015, 02:38 PM #11
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(12-10-2015, 02:28 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Guess the trick is to make it your bitch, then...

Wtf, nah mate, I don't want to be your bitch. I'm not into that gay shït you are selling brother.. Eh..

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*any chance the gays get and they are hitting on you, what's the world coming to, wish we still collected our water from a well, and pissed in bed pans overnight.*

*those were the days*

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12-10-2015, 06:06 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,976 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
Pissing in buckets would be a great idea in the winter, you could make yellow ice lanterns hyper.gif

İmage
12-10-2015, 06:21 PM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,924 Threads:71 Joined:Feb 2011


12-11-2015, 08:15 AM #14
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
Posts:2,706 Threads:265 Joined:Apr 2013
(12-10-2015, 02:28 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Guess the trick is to make it your bitch, then...

You need to try reading this stuff..... sober?? Just a thought...

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12-11-2015, 08:17 AM #15
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
Posts:2,706 Threads:265 Joined:Apr 2013
How did we go from interracial lesbians to urine ice buckets?

I'm so confused

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