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HURRY ! before they're gone , FREE !
04-24-2017, 04:50 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/6101511011.html

Free Hissing Roaches

only in Portland man ,,, only in Portland .
04-24-2017, 04:56 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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if the add goes down
here's what they look like
and the text of the Add ,,,

FREE on Craigslist

" Madagascar hissing cockroaches make really good pets.

They will eat just about anything, they don't bite,
they are very slow, and they can go up to a month without food or water.
Very easy to take care of.
I have three females who need a good home.

They are very docile and don't hiss unless they feel threatened.

(((((( Their names are Cupcake, Claire and Mop.)))) SHE NAMED THEM !!! GUDE GAWD DAMMIT !

((top to bottom: mop, cupcake, claire))
(markings are distinct if observed closely) <---<<< ( she wants you to be sure that you can pick one from the other )

*Terrarium and princess dream castle included* ( Oh BOY ! a Free Princess DREAM CASTLE for C0ck roaches !!! )

Please contact me with questions :-)


Gude Lord People !!!!!!!!!

this is a real add from Portland Oregons Craigslist ,, it's in the " FREE " section

JEBUS !

here's the pic she posted in the add .


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04-24-2017, 06:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I'll pass, thanks


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04-24-2017, 10:53 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Here is another pic

İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-24-2017, 01:00 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Oh boy!

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04-24-2017, 01:38 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,582 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
Now I'm sad for insulting the roaches...

I'm sorry roaches...

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-24-2017, 03:13 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,246 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-24-2017, 10:53 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Here is another pic

İmage

Swear Ta Gawd

That Chick ?

anyway , that " THING " lives in Portland ,, right Kreeper ?

Imagine living in a Town full of Hissing Roaches ( on two legs ) and
people whom look like her / it / him .

DO NOT CONCEIVE WHILE FRYING ON DRUGS !
04-26-2017, 02:25 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,246 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
well , the add was flagged ,

so I wonder , did she find the BUGS a new Home ,,, hmmm ?
04-26-2017, 06:04 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,585 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Let's hope they didn't end up in foster care
04-26-2017, 09:38 AM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,582 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
Dunno, Rog.

Any more he/she/it... hmm.gif

Any more sheit could be living in the heart of the Bible belt.

But I guarantee it hisses all the time.

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-26-2017, 11:21 AM #11
Strigoi Member
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(04-24-2017, 10:53 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Here is another pic

İmage

She probably describes herself as nerdy gamer    sheep.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-26-2017, 07:18 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Theme Song for the " It " ,,,,,,,,,,,



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