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HURRY ! before they're gone , FREE !
04-24-2017, 04:50 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/zip/6101511011.html

Free Hissing Roaches

only in Portland man ,,, only in Portland .
04-24-2017, 04:56 AM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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if the add goes down
here's what they look like
and the text of the Add ,,,

FREE on Craigslist

" Madagascar hissing cockroaches make really good pets.

They will eat just about anything, they don't bite,
they are very slow, and they can go up to a month without food or water.
Very easy to take care of.
I have three females who need a good home.

They are very docile and don't hiss unless they feel threatened.

(((((( Their names are Cupcake, Claire and Mop.)))) SHE NAMED THEM !!! GUDE GAWD DAMMIT !

((top to bottom: mop, cupcake, claire))
(markings are distinct if observed closely) <---<<< ( she wants you to be sure that you can pick one from the other )

*Terrarium and princess dream castle included* ( Oh BOY ! a Free Princess DREAM CASTLE for Cock roaches !!! )

Please contact me with questions :-)


Gude Lord People !!!!!!!!!

this is a real add from Portland Oregons Craigslist ,, it's in the " FREE " section

JEBUS !

here's the pic she posted in the add .
04-24-2017, 06:03 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I'll pass, thanks


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04-24-2017, 10:53 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Here is another pic

[Image: CMD-rLdWgAAEIXq.jpg-large-300x533.jpeg]

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-24-2017, 01:00 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Oh boy!

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04-24-2017, 01:38 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Now I'm sad for insulting the roaches...

I'm sorry roaches...

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-24-2017, 03:13 PM #7
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(04-24-2017, 10:53 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Here is another pic

[Image: CMD-rLdWgAAEIXq.jpg-large-300x533.jpeg]

Swear Ta Gawd

That Chick ?

anyway , that " THING " lives in Portland ,, right Kreeper ?

Imagine living in a Town full of Hissing Roaches ( on two legs ) and
people whom look like her / it / him .

DO NOT CONCEIVE WHILE FRYING ON DRUGS !
04-26-2017, 02:25 AM #8
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well , the add was flagged ,

so I wonder , did she find the BUGS a new Home ,,, hmmm ?
04-26-2017, 06:04 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Let's hope they didn't end up in foster care
04-26-2017, 09:38 AM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Dunno, Rog.

Any more he/she/it... hmm.gif

Any more sheit could be living in the heart of the Bible belt.

But I guarantee it hisses all the time.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-26-2017, 11:21 AM #11
Strigoi Diavolul
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(04-24-2017, 10:53 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  Here is another pic

[Image: CMD-rLdWgAAEIXq.jpg-large-300x533.jpeg]

She probably describes herself as nerdy gamer    sheep.gif

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-26-2017, 07:18 PM #12
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Theme Song for the " It " ,,,,,,,,,,,



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