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04-08-2014, 04:39 PM #1
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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İmage
04-08-2014, 04:45 PM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Now, I can't forget bored Welsh sheepherders.



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04-08-2014, 04:49 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-08-2014, 04:39 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  İmage

chuckle.gif I'm not Scottish, but I'd do the same.

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04-08-2014, 05:05 PM #4
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-08-2014, 04:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-08-2014, 04:39 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  İmage

chuckle.gif I'm not Scottish, but I'd do the same.

I don't doubt it with your fine homemade brew.
04-08-2014, 05:30 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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a fairy walks into a bar in Helsinki and sits down next to a Finn. He turns to her and says "hey, can you grant me three wishes?"
"Sure, what'll it be?"
"I want a pint of beer that is never empty."
She waved her wand, and *poof* a pint of cold beer appeared on the bar. The man grabbed it, downed it in one gulp and by the time he had placed it back on the bar it was full.
"So what's your next wish?"
"I'll take two more of these".

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04-08-2014, 05:42 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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chuckle.gif I can understand that.

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
04-08-2014, 05:45 PM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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lmao.gif lmao.gif rofl.gif beercheer.gif
04-08-2014, 07:55 PM #8
Wolf Pup Member
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A little indian boy walked up to his father, the cheif, and asked him a simple question.

"Father, how did I and my siblings get their name?"

"Well son, you see I named you all by the very first thing I saw at the moment of your births. Your sister 'running fawn' was named that because the first thing I saw was a running fawn. Your brother 'sleeping bear' was named that because the first thing I saw was a sleeping bear.Why do you ask two dogs f*cking?"
04-08-2014, 08:00 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-08-2014, 05:30 PM)Shadow Wrote:  a fairy walks into a bar in Helsinki and sits down next to a Finn. He turns to her and says "hey, can you grant me three wishes?"
"Sure, what'll it be?"
"I want a pint of beer that is never empty."
She waved her wand, and *poof* a pint of cold beer appeared on the bar. The man grabbed it, downed it in one gulp and by the time he had placed it back on the bar it was full.
"So what's your next wish?"
"I'll take two more of these".

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True story

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04-08-2014, 08:10 PM #10
karutzar Member
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(04-08-2014, 04:49 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-08-2014, 04:39 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  İmage

chuckle.gif I'm not Scottish, but I'd do the same.

I go further - squeeze out the empty wine bottle till the last drop get down.

You can become a slave only by voluntary consent.
I am highly allergic to circumcised souls and red flags with Venusian star on them.
04-08-2014, 08:14 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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iagree.gif You can even get two more drops if you heat the bottle first. chuckle.gif

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04-08-2014, 09:27 PM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
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Nice ones.
04-08-2014, 11:55 PM #13
jaydoom i am doom
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lol.gif good shït guys!
04-09-2014, 04:41 AM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(04-08-2014, 08:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  iagree.gif You can even get two more drops if you heat the bottle first. chuckle.gif

You are a man of many talents JR. cheers.gif



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