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03-02-2013, 09:32 AM #1
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Disclaimer : As my training in creation of Orchrastrated Theatrics / Formulated Disinformation must be periodically exercised , The following may or may not be an Artifact of such . however , owning to the fact that i am a wee bit behind in exercise , it is almost,,, but not assured , a given that this will be just exactly that exercise that I warn of.

to be safe , ignore all over glorified inflections , and the affect will be harmless ,,,,,,,,,,,,,Enjoy the dribble

My Existence was a result of a clumsy teetering of a dish in a cosmic lab ,

seems the minute past participle of a 3rd person singular had pummeled down upon a Rhorshats Chrystal ,,

, igniting a spark , which produced a Ganish Particle ,

That Particle sought attraction in the negative pole
of a Verbal Illustration defining the Chaos Theorem .

On Contact with such ,

a Fibonacci sequence developed , wherein the Golden mean was propitiated creating the Sacred geometry that became the " I " that evolved into the Id of my ying/yang physical canister in which to maintain the welfare of my Soul .

That event was in this dimension , about the same Epoch as what is commonly referred to as the
Big Bad Bang theory .

Which just for the record , never happened in this
dimension ,,,
The Big Bang ,, did however .

But not the BIG BAD BANG ,
that occurred on a much grander sphere of interactive consciousness practice .

was that at all understandable ?

if so ,
Then meds are available at the table near the end of the hall on the Southeast quadrant of your mind .

Thank you for your attention these past few seconds

Bragging rights

I must here premise the following statements per the instructions of the Little man on my shoulder with the admonishment that , though what you may read here is disturbing , it is harmless to your mirrored self image .

For , though there exist no model to use as a barometer by which to judge the veracity of any raconteur following , it is once again pointed out , i am trained in Psy-ops per the U.S. Intelligence Community .

You are expected to at the most ,

Giggle at the dribble,

you are to,,,, NOT,,,,, take anything presented here as the Gosple of Geb , the Roman God of Gardening

.Ready ? he he, hold that answer for the Finale .

Into the carriage we slide then .

Unbeknownst to myself , until the Azrael memory Blocks engaged in dissolving , I had several sweet rides upon UFO's .

Memory is an elemental as well as an energy deposit , and can not actually be erased, it can however through Hypnotics , be blocked .

That Given , here's the brag .

First , these craft are as real as the nose on our faces ( Unless you are Michael Jackson, then they are even more so )

The designers, builders, and pilots are not concerned with introducing themselves to the earthly Human Race en mass ,

Fact is , they mostly concern themselves with keeping the people of this planet contained here and out of the rest of the Galaxy where you will assuredly do some harm,,,

'Ok ? Understood ? makes you feel unloved , does it not ?

indeed, but we earned our lable so wear it in whatever context you have garnished for yourselves .

alrighty then , on the spin we turn.

There is a Fractal . Theorem is generated by thoughts , and can never be wholly relied upon ,

none the more , none the less ,

there certainly is a fractal . that fractal dictates a flat general exuberance of Western Lineal Thought Consciousness .

That state of mind is a drying weed on the cusp of being blown away via the burgeoning wind of higher thought .

( You have seven seconds to complete the thought formulation and sign / date the bottom of your physical Form )

You are about to take a wild ride folks , there is not a tunnel in this vision , that was the old days , this is new days .

You will be required to forget all you have been conditioned to believe as fact/truth and Learn a new pattern of behavioral Thought processing ,

the transition is really quite easy , in fact , it has always been in the Genetic code of your atomic as well as consciousness .

ok, give the above a ponder please, and there are Party Favors in the cube behind your eyes , Help yourself Liberally to them . Thank You , and good night Irene .

Occupation::::>>>-------> " Dust Collector " ( Think not ? well , watch me sit for a while ,, the dust
just loves me )


where have I worked ? That information will not get you any closer to your God ,

so,,,,, i'll JUST lie to you about it .

I worked within a Spatial Vortex to insure the windows into your souls ,, remained frosted over ,, you can thank me later ,, and thank you in advance for thanking me for all i do for you

Hobbies : Cynical Absurd Satirist

Employer ::: Patriarchal/Matriarchal Arcane Matrix Mixers ( Move over David Wilcock , you just got the Axe )
Google it, I did


This is the One i always stumble on .

Education defined by the Arcashiatic Records involves every aspect of the " ALL " of experiential values .

There is no singularity in which to stick a place stamp . nor a time stamp ,

but to maintain to a simple answer ,

My education is of the processing and assimilation of the Buckets running over of the " ALL " .

My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in
03-02-2013, 09:49 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif That reads like so many Google + accounts. rofl.gif The place scares me, you have to use your real name and they track your every move like bloodhounds across the net.
It may even be more sophisticated than Fartbook.

03-02-2013, 10:16 AM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
he he

what are they going to spam me with

a Cosmic Charlie ?

Maybe a GargleBlaster from the end of the Universe ?

I change the text a few times a week

here is one of my favorite lines i put down as a tag



wonder if google will spam me with Visine wrapped in a Rose

03-02-2013, 12:28 PM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
~~~~~~~ Song ~~~~~~~~~~

Standin' on a Corner

Lookin' quite the mess

wearin' my Granny's Panty Hose

and her Wedding dress

Latern in my mind

red upon my hand

it's not what your thinking

I ain't that kinda man

Down there in the Valley

Stands an Old Oak tree

Hanging in the branches

is the Crown of Liberty

Diamonds shine like matches
struck upon the floor

78 rpm filled with scratches
Barely hear it anymore

Rubies smell like roses

Copper just like Tin

Hippies smell to high heaven

Saints come marchin in

Standing on the corner

hickey on my Neck

wish i'd brought my mother

she could cash this check

03-02-2013, 03:19 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,993 Threads:444 Joined:Jun 2012
Maybe gov.com will only be interested in the myth and fantasy aspects. Truth is stranger than fiction, and all that jazz.



The myth of the Roman God and Goddess of Gardens (Vertumnus and Pomona)

Quote:"Bear me, Pomona, to thy citron groves,
To where the lemon and the piercing lime,
With the deep orange, glowing through the green,
Their lighter glories blend. Lay me reclined
Beneath the spreading tamarind, that shakes,
Fanned by the breeze, its fever-cooling fruit."


Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
03-02-2013, 10:12 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
Quote : The myth of the Roman God and Goddess of Gardens (Vertumnus and Pomona)

and I bet people will read my shit ,, and run around telling others

that the Roman God of Gardening is called " Geb "

Like an Inbred Jed named Fred
03-02-2013, 10:21 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
here's Geb


" As the God of the earth, Geb was one of the most important of ancient Egypt's gods. According to the Heliopolis doctrine, he came from a line of important gods. "

Egyptian not Roman

Greeks referred to him as Kronos

ah the disinformation machine is a sneak chuckle.gif
03-02-2013, 10:25 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,293 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
Kronos eh? I had planned on researching that myself today, but time flies when you're having fun. chuckle.gif
03-02-2013, 10:39 PM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Mornin' Octo

fun day isn't it ?yay.gif

I think i have studied every god in every box ,,, over the years

here's one for you

Google : Janus

I'll confuse dot gov with that one next lmao.gif

03-02-2013, 10:52 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,293 Threads:1,556 Joined:Feb 2011
Yes I'm familiar with Janus, double faced bastard. chuckle.gif Turning the other cheek would be twice the fun with those abilities.
03-02-2013, 11:45 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,217 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
His symbol : The staff and the Key has been found throughout the Southwest U.S

carved into Boulders .

;;;;;;; O

sorta like that ^
03-03-2013, 01:19 AM #12
WildMage Member
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oh my we need to call this in, Geb has escaped his holding cell and is causing havoc, quick get the visine .... damned.gif
03-03-2013, 01:34 AM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I like showing off my red eyes. doobie.gif

03-03-2013, 02:34 AM #14
WildMage Member
Posts:28 Threads:0 Joined:Mar 2013
lol.gif cheers.gif ... no fear
03-03-2013, 02:55 AM #15
TroubledFelix Jumpin Fractals
Posts:98 Threads:7 Joined:Jan 2013
(03-02-2013, 09:32 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  My Major field of study was the regaining of the Inner Peace lost through the contact of the Physical 3D plane of this " ___________ " <-------<< "YOU " Try filling it in

Can i get a hell yeah? chuckle.gif

Or i mean zen yeah? r sumptin13.gif



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