Heard comet elenin is going to strike Earth, possibly a direct hit on Yellowstone super volcano followed by an alien invasion.
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Hagel And Valugua are back, ready to save the galaxy one more time
05-12-2018, 05:54 AM
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I sure hope it's Lord Xenu coming for us!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-12-2018, 10:08 AM
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I'm not holding my breath. The exact same claim was made in 2012 and 2015. This recycling BS is not working here.
We need new doom!!!
We need new doom!!!

05-12-2018, 04:04 PM
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(05-12-2018, 10:08 AM)Octo Wrote: I'm not holding my breath. The exact same claim was made in 2012 and 2015. This recycling BS is not working here.
We need new doom!!!
YOU NEVER LET US HAVE ANY FUN!!!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-12-2018, 05:13 PM
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Oh I didn't say anything about Lord Xenu not coming. He may very well be on his way right now

05-12-2018, 05:26 PM
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What is it about eating Crayola Crayons as a child ,
that causes this Doom syndrome later on in life ?
that causes this Doom syndrome later on in life ?
05-12-2018, 05:38 PM
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05-12-2018, 06:05 PM
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It wasn't the crayons. It was the paint chips.
Woe to those kids who ate paint chips and paste for they became the uptight, backed up assholes of the world.
Woe to those kids who ate paint chips and paste for they became the uptight, backed up assholes of the world.
What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-12-2018, 06:18 PM
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05-12-2018, 06:20 PM
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(05-12-2018, 06:18 PM)Octo Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:38 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:28 PM)Octo Wrote: I ate a piece of a Crayola crayon as a kid...
Did you Dip it in Play-Doh first ?
No unfortunately I didn't, I'm sure it would have tasted better
Did you poop rainbows?
What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-12-2018, 06:53 PM
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(05-12-2018, 06:20 PM)Kreeper Wrote:(05-12-2018, 06:18 PM)Octo Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:38 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:28 PM)Octo Wrote: I ate a piece of a Crayola crayon as a kid...
Did you Dip it in Play-Doh first ?
No unfortunately I didn't, I'm sure it would have tasted better
Did you poop rainbows?
probably not , that's when ya gobble Finger Paint .
I remember my sister stole a Barbie Doll ,
by stashing it up her Butt at the store ,
the poor thing suffocated .
not much fun playing with a Dead Doll .
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