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Heard comet elenin is going to strike Earth, possibly a direct hit on Yellowstone super volcano followed by an alien invasion.
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Hagel And Valugua are back, ready to save the galaxy one more time
05-12-2018, 05:54 AM
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I sure hope it's Lord Xenu coming for us! 
I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-12-2018, 10:08 AM
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I'm not holding my breath. The exact same claim was made in 2012 and 2015. This recycling BS is not working here.
We need new doom!!!
We need new doom!!!
All 
has been cancelled.05-12-2018, 04:04 PM
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(05-12-2018, 10:08 AM)Octo Wrote: I'm not holding my breath. The exact same claim was made in 2012 and 2015. This recycling BS is not working here.
We need new doom!!!
YOU NEVER LET US HAVE ANY FUN!!!
I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-12-2018, 05:13 PM
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Oh I didn't say anything about Lord Xenu not coming. He may very well be on his way right now 
05-12-2018, 05:26 PM
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What is it about eating Crayola Crayons as a child ,
that causes this Doom syndrome later on in life ?
that causes this Doom syndrome later on in life ?
05-12-2018, 05:28 PM
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I ate a piece of a Crayola crayon as a kid... 
05-12-2018, 05:38 PM
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05-12-2018, 06:05 PM
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It wasn't the crayons. It was the paint chips.
Woe to those kids who ate paint chips and paste for they became the uptight, backed up assholes of the world.
Woe to those kids who ate paint chips and paste for they became the uptight, backed up assholes of the world.
I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-12-2018, 06:18 PM
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05-12-2018, 06:20 PM
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(05-12-2018, 06:18 PM)Octo Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:38 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:28 PM)Octo Wrote: I ate a piece of a Crayola crayon as a kid...
Did you Dip it in Play-Doh first ?
No unfortunately I didn't, I'm sure it would have tasted better
Did you poop rainbows?
I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
05-12-2018, 06:53 PM
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(05-12-2018, 06:20 PM)Kreeper Wrote:(05-12-2018, 06:18 PM)Octo Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:38 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:(05-12-2018, 05:28 PM)Octo Wrote: I ate a piece of a Crayola crayon as a kid...
Did you Dip it in Play-Doh first ?
No unfortunately I didn't, I'm sure it would have tasted better
Did you poop rainbows?
probably not , that's when ya gobble Finger Paint .
I remember my sister stole a Barbie Doll ,
by stashing it up her Butt at the store ,
the poor thing suffocated .
not much fun playing with a Dead Doll .
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