Thanks, guys! I never even saw this thread. I guess I'm getting old and blind.
Just to keep the streak of shitty birthday presents going (It's so close to Christmas I just blah blah blah...) my wife ordered my present online and it still hasn't shown up.
Don't mean to vent, but 50 years of Christmas shitting on my birthday is turning my hair gray.
The good news is that if I follow in the family norm I will have 40-50 more birthdays to get shit on!