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04-05-2015, 12:35 AM #16
Octo Mother Superior
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(04-05-2015, 12:14 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Oh my god, that shït is nasty. You guys have Halloween and Easter all messed up to begin with.
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful and stuff..." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and drink eggnog." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday, that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper. Then the Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. Then the third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

lmao.gif I'm so glad I'm going to be with you in hell devil.gif rofl.gif
04-05-2015, 12:36 AM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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yup.gif Hell's nice this time of year.

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04-05-2015, 12:42 AM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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GOOD
İmage
04-05-2015, 12:43 AM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's precious honey.

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04-05-2015, 12:45 AM #20
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ok so.. what is that mammi memma..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-05-2015, 12:57 AM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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It's a traditional dish. I don't like it, it's too sweet and it looks like shït. Literally.

Here's a recipe:
http://cookingfinland.blogspot.com/2011/...ge-or.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4mmi

Type Dessert
Place of origin Finland
Main ingredients Water, rye flour, powdered malted rye, molasses, Seville orange zest

İmage
04-05-2015, 12:59 AM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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Actually it's not that sweet in itself without the sugar. Maybe I should get some. I have some organic cream hmm.gif
04-05-2015, 01:02 AM #23
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(04-05-2015, 12:57 AM)Octo Wrote:  It's a traditional dish. I don't like it, it's too sweet and it looks like shït. Literally.

Here's a recipe:
http://cookingfinland.blogspot.com/2011/...ge-or.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A4mmi

Type Dessert
Place of origin Finland
Main ingredients Water, rye flour, powdered malted rye, molasses, Seville orange zest

İmage

oh i see. molasses eh. well i doubt i would like it either.. i dont care for molasses.

Just Plain Nuts.
04-05-2015, 01:13 AM #24
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chuckle.gif

It's surprisingly good, when you pour a lot of fresh cream on it.

But of bloody course, half the fun is in what it looks like.

shït...wonder what Dr Freud would have to say there 13.gif
04-05-2015, 01:17 AM #25
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother. chuckle.gif

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04-05-2015, 12:42 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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How do you like your mämmi?

Quote:“I believe that even those who don’t like mämmi believe that Easter is all about suffering. So you should at least taste it, even if you find you don’t like it,” he advised.

http://yle.fi/uutiset/how_do_you_like_yo...mi/7910749

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04-05-2015, 03:01 PM #27
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I've eaten it, it's not that bad, it just looks like shït lol

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04-05-2015, 07:55 PM #28
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Happy Easter everyone.

İmage
04-05-2015, 08:18 PM #29
Octo Mother Superior
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Happy Easter Gumby! beercheer.gif
04-06-2015, 07:50 AM #30
White Ribbon call me
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(04-05-2015, 01:13 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  chuckle.gif

It's surprisingly good, when you pour a lot of fresh cream on it.

But of bloody course, half the fun is in what it looks like.

shït...wonder what Dr Freud would have to say there 13.gif

repressed homosexual feelings most likely..

yup.gif

doesnt surprise me.. 13.gif

İmage



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