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Happy July 4th You’re Not a Tue American till You Cook your Bacon with a Machine Gun
07-04-2014, 12:17 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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As redditor Oelund proved, You’re Not a Tue American till You Cook your Bacon with a Firearm.

And, no, he’s not referring to keeping a gun holstered while cooking said bacon. He’s talking about using a goddamn machine gun as a cooking device–and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the increasing criticism of gun culture stop him from firing off a few hundred rounds to scare up some breakfast meat.

Behold this handy step by step guide: deathandtaxesmag.com

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And the final product... Delicious and Crispy bacon just in time for the 4th beercheer.gif
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Happy 4th of July everybody! İmage

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07-04-2014, 01:02 AM #2
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07-04-2014, 02:02 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif Happy 4th of July y'all yay.gif beercheer.gif

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07-04-2014, 02:37 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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why did they use some national holiday date to conscript people for vietnam.. isnt that what happened in born on the 4th of july, the film???..

what is this 4th of july holiday?? bloody gun freaks.. 13.gif

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07-04-2014, 08:04 AM #5
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Mmm! Aluminum soaked bacon!

They call this dish Bacon a la Alzheimer's back at the senior citizen's home.

Pray for me. hug.gif
07-04-2014, 08:55 AM #6
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Sounds like good ol American fun WHOO HOO!!!
To be a True American is to uphold our Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill of Rights.
07-04-2014, 09:43 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Have a great day everybody yay.gif
07-04-2014, 10:21 AM #8
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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I bet he swaps his burp gun with the grease as a clean-up.

But hey, beats eatin' raw after a fire fight. chuckle.gif
07-04-2014, 12:54 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Nothing beats a good fireworks accident video...



Hilarious stuff and kudos to the camera people who had the testicular fortitude to stand there and film this stuff as opposed to running away screaming.

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07-04-2014, 01:27 PM #10
The Survivor Truthtard
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(07-04-2014, 12:54 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Nothing beats a good fireworks accident video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0mr0SShSU4

Hilarious stuff and kudos to the camera people who had the testicular fortitude to stand there and film this stuff as opposed to running away screaming.

So no one told them about "Health and Safety" lol.

Happy 4th of July to our friends across the pond in the U.S of A. beercheer.gif

Now, where's the party?

İmage

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07-04-2014, 03:25 PM #11
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Quote:In 1775, people in New England began fighting the British for their independence. On July 2, 1776, the Congress secretly voted for independence from Great Britain. The Declaration of Independence was first published two days later on July 4, 1776. The first public reading of the Declaration of Independence was on July 8, 1776. Delegates began to sign the Declaration of Independence on August 2, 1776. In 1870, Independence Day was made an unpaid holiday for federal employees. In 1941, it became a paid holiday for them.

The first description of how Independence Day would be celebrated was in a letter from John Adams to his wife Abigail on July 3, 1776. He described "pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations" throughout the United States. However, the term "Independence Day" was not used until 1791.

Interestingly, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, both signers of the Declaration of Independence and presidents of the United States, died on July 4, 1826 - exactly 50 years after the adoption of the declaration. It is also important to note that Native Americans lived in the country and each tribe had its own nation and government prior to the European settlers.

http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/independence-day

Happy Independence Day. I love a good parade. cheers.gif

07-04-2014, 06:33 PM #12
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İmage

Yes I remember this chuckle.gif


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07-04-2014, 07:04 PM #13
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lmao.gifbeercheer.gif Happy 4th Gumby cheers.gif
07-05-2014, 04:19 AM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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