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Have a great plan. You're going to wish you had thought of it first
06-15-2018, 07:51 AM #1
John Prewett Member
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Originally Posted by John Prewett:  I very well understand why non-Christians consider it bizarre. However, Christians (at least those I deem fit to be labeled "Christian") understand why Jesus was crucified and thus can understand my reasoning. Everybody's body is going to die. I want the death of my body (and return a few days later) to be used by Jesus toward the salvation of souls. And confirmation of my life's work/activity.  

Originally Posted by Elvira  What scripture supports that idea?

John Prewett reply:  John 14:14 "If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it"

I've asked Jesus to see to it that after a few days of empowerment (as per Isaiah 40:31) a hit squad (sent by minions of Satan's Pope led Globalist cabal) will in broad daylight in presence of a few witness come through my gate and after identifying me, without further adieu fire several rounds into my chest, then cut my head off and depart the scene ....

leaving my body and head at the scene. Then a few days later my Thai family and neighbors will take my body to the local Temple for cremation. When my family and some neighbors return to our home (scene of the killing) I will greet them,   sitting in my swing.         Jesus will either fix my old body, or spring for a brand new body.

Won't they be surprised ? Naturally some will ask how I went from headless-dead to living ... and this will give me opportunity to proclaim Jesus to them.  

Great plan ... eh ! Bet you wish you'd thought of it first .... course God thought of it first ....          you know, the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus

https://www.debatepolitics.com/beliefs-a...red-4.html      http://www.mosquitonet.com/~prewett/
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06-15-2018, 08:54 AM #2
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06-15-2018, 09:27 AM #3
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(06-15-2018, 08:54 AM)P. I. Staker Wrote:  İmage

Ezekiel 38
06-15-2018, 12:01 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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(06-15-2018, 08:54 AM)P. I. Staker Wrote:  İmage

I had to fix your gif 37.gif
06-15-2018, 01:52 PM #5
Strigoi Member
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Okay then.

Un Strigoi printre noi
06-15-2018, 03:12 PM #6
John Prewett Member
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Jesus said “If you ask anything in My name, I will do it” John 14:14. So that got John Prewett to thinking. John came up with a plan.

Namely ask Jesus (which John has done) to see to it that after a few days of empowerment (as per Isaiah 40:31) a Globalist hit squad will come to John’s home and shoot and behead John.

Then a few days later, when John’s Thai family return from cremating John’s body, John will surprise them by, thanks to Jesus, being alive.
They will say “how/why are you alive?” I will simply tell the truth which will be “Jesus made it happen”

John revealed his plan to his thoughtful supportive friends in various forums.
John was surprised (sooooo surprised) that many of his forum friends opined such as “you’re crazy, that will never work” and the like.

Some said such as “you’re not Jesus, so how dare you think you could rise from the dead a few days after death of your body.”
Many of his wonderful internet sojourners seem disbelieving of

“… he who believes in Me will do the works that I do also.
And he will do greater works than these, because I am going to My Father. John 14:12

If Jesus will arrange the shooting and knows I’ll credit Jesus for the resurrection,
then why wouldn’t Jesus do the resurrection ?
06-15-2018, 03:56 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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That will be amazing indeed. You know we will use that in our aggressive marketing campaign, the fact that you posted here.
06-15-2018, 04:13 PM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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@ OP - What makes you think that everybody wants to be saved?
06-15-2018, 04:19 PM #9
John Prewett Member
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(06-15-2018, 03:56 PM)Octo Wrote:  That will be amazing indeed. You know we will use that in our aggressive marketing campaign, the fact that you posted here.

I'll be counting on it. I hope and expect to put krittterbox on the map
06-15-2018, 04:24 PM #10
John Prewett Member
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(06-15-2018, 04:13 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  @ OP - What makes you think that everybody wants to be saved?

Sadly some scorn the idea of being "saved" ..... That's the downside of "free will"
06-15-2018, 04:27 PM #11
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(06-15-2018, 04:24 PM)John Prewett Wrote:  
(06-15-2018, 04:13 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  @ OP - What makes you think that everybody wants to be saved?
 
Sadly some scorn the idea of being "saved"   .....       That's the downside of "free will"

There is no downside to personal free will, the downside is in others' thinking they can manipulate others' free will.
06-15-2018, 06:36 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Quote:Christians (at least those I deem fit to be labeled "Christian")

You lost all credibility with that statement. Who are you to judge anybody?

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
06-15-2018, 07:55 PM #13
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(06-15-2018, 12:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(06-15-2018, 08:54 AM)P. I. Staker Wrote:  İmage

I had to fix your gif 37.gif

İmage

ᎳhᎬᏁ Ꭺ ᎶuᏁ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ fᎪᎥᏞs, Ꭺ ᏒᎪᏢᎬ ᏟuᏞᏆuᏒᎬ ᏢᏒᎬᏉᎪᎥᏞs
06-15-2018, 08:08 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
06-15-2018, 08:54 PM #15
Coolchick Member
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(06-15-2018, 08:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

is she saying 'Auuuum'?

Just Plain Nuts.



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