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Have you ever been chased by a beaver? Into a supermarket?
05-14-2018, 05:30 PM #1
Meh Member
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Quote:Nancy Fofana, 22, was walking to a supermarket near her home at 10pm last Sunday when the giant rodent ran out of a hedge towards her.

She managed to shoot a video of the creature as it stopped to stare at her.

The footage shows the beaver scampering along a garden wall as Nancy films it.

She said: “It had a pointy nose and long tail.

“It turned and stared and started towards me.

“I thought it was going to attack so I ran.”

Read more: thescottishsun.co.uk

Leave it to beaver.
05-14-2018, 05:32 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Everyone should carry a Beaver Cleaver just in case, and yes... a beaver or two may have chased me a little 12.gif

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05-14-2018, 05:36 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Don't fear the beaver 13.gif
05-14-2018, 06:11 PM #4
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" Pointy Nose and a Long Tail " ?????

Um ,, I'm sorry , but I don't think she has the species correct ,

that wasn't a Beaver .

That was the Devul !


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05-14-2018, 07:37 PM #5
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You broke out the Klingon CA. No I've never had a beaver chase me, but I don't wear flannel or have a mullet and I do have fingernails.
05-14-2018, 07:43 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Waiting for her to play the race card.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-14-2018, 08:23 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm pretty sure her angry stalker beaver is going to win

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05-14-2018, 10:57 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Didn't look like a beaver. Where is the paddle tail?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-14-2018, 11:12 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-14-2018, 08:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm pretty sure her angry stalker beaver is going to win

It looked like it was running away.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-15-2018, 07:53 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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(05-14-2018, 11:12 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-14-2018, 08:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm pretty sure her angry stalker beaver is going to win

It looked like it was running away.

Looks like some hyped up beaver drama

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05-15-2018, 04:18 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-15-2018, 04:08 AM)Team Uzi Wrote:  Beavers are very territorial.

They can be a nuisance.
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rofl.gif Especially Zombeavers.

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05-15-2018, 04:48 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-15-2018, 07:53 AM)Octo Wrote:  
(05-14-2018, 11:12 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(05-14-2018, 08:23 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm pretty sure her angry stalker beaver is going to win

It looked like it was running away.

Looks like some hyped up beaver drama

yup.gif

That particular beaver was literally Hitler. 13.gif

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
05-15-2018, 09:04 PM #13
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(05-15-2018, 04:48 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  That particular beaver was literally Hitler.   13.gif

rofl.gif @ literally Hitler, it would be fun to sign up at other forums with that as your forum handle just to see how long it lasts.
05-16-2018, 07:53 AM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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FFS, I just woke up from a dream where I stepped into a fancy coffee experience establishment with some flaky girl I was traveling with. She was happy to point out that dark roast coffee labeled 'BEAVER' to me, "Oh look, they have beaver coffee!"

Damn you guys, it's all your fault rofl.gif
05-16-2018, 02:12 PM #15
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(05-15-2018, 11:11 PM)Team Uzi Wrote:  
(05-15-2018, 09:04 PM)Elegant Fail Wrote:  
(05-15-2018, 04:48 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  That particular beaver was literally Hitler.   13.gif

rofl.gif  @ literally Hitler, it would be fun to sign up at other forums with that as your forum handle just to see how long it lasts.

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I've done that!
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(05-16-2018, 07:53 AM)Octo Wrote:  FFS, I just woke up from a dream where I stepped into a fancy coffee experience establishment with some flaky girl I was traveling with. She was happy to point out that dark roast coffee labeled 'BEAVER' to me, "Oh look, they have beaver coffee!"

Damn you guys, it's all your fault  rofl.gif

Does JR know you're dreaming about beavers? chuckle.gif



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