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Heart Breaker , I'm gonna get Drunk
08-31-2017, 06:07 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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read my talk about Honey Traps ,,, right ?

This is That story ,
Honey trap .
and that's too funny .


so , um ,,, Toe Ring ?

Gum Ball Toe Ring ?
09-01-2017, 01:50 AM #17
bohica Member
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If you have 41 years logged, you didn't stop because you got tired of the taste.
Nothing is worth going back to the sauce.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
09-01-2017, 04:53 AM #18
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TOM !!!!!!

Hey ya Old Dusty Dude !
How's been ?

Yeah , I ain't gonna drink Bohica
Just made a Joke thread

ya know how I is , I isn't and How I isn't gonna be

Good to see ya's
was thinking today " Where's the Bohica ? "
09-01-2017, 01:32 PM #19
bohica Member
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(09-01-2017, 04:53 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  TOM !!!!!!

Hey ya Old Dusty Dude !
How's been ?

Yeah , I ain't gonna drink Bohica
Just made a Joke thread

ya know how I is , I isn't and How I isn't gonna be

Good to see ya's
was thinking today " Where's the Bohica ? "

I have just moved out of a 4 bedroom house, beautifully kept up by my late wife, into a 2 BR dreadful hut.
Holy shït the stress overload is finally lifted. I gave away a complete BR furniture set, a piano, multiple tables and lamps, etc, and I'm still packed to the ceiling with furniture overload.
The place I moved into was purchased in '86, and rented since then, and I have to live here as my primary home, for two years, for tax reasons.
The people who moved out were my longest tenants ever, 16 years, and I don't think they ever heard of a broom or a sponge. Dreadful hut is being generous.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
09-01-2017, 05:04 PM #20
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LOL
Dreadful is a term we use Snakes in my neck of the desert
we don't live in them , we live in the caves here .
09-01-2017, 05:39 PM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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I see you're keeping busy Bohica damned.gif I'm sure it'll be cozy when it's all scrubbed up...
09-01-2017, 08:03 PM #22
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(09-01-2017, 01:32 PM)bohica Wrote:  
(09-01-2017, 04:53 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  TOM !!!!!!

Hey ya Old Dusty Dude !
How's been ?

Yeah , I ain't gonna drink Bohica
Just made a Joke thread

ya know how I is , I isn't and How I isn't gonna be

Good to see ya's
was thinking today " Where's the Bohica ? "

I have just moved out of a 4 bedroom house, beautifully kept up by my late wife, into a 2 BR dreadful hut.
Holy shït the stress overload is finally lifted. I gave away a complete BR furniture set, a piano, multiple tables and lamps, etc, and I'm still packed to the ceiling with furniture overload.
The place I moved into was purchased in '86, and rented since then, and I have to live here as my primary home, for two years, for tax reasons.
The people who moved out were my longest tenants ever, 16 years, and I don't think they ever heard of a broom or a sponge. Dreadful hut is being generous.

Yard Sale Tom
Hire three drunks , have them stumble around selling all excess stuff , pay em off
with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon

they'll forget they ever were there
you'll have emptied out stuff
a few centavos in the piggy bank
and all that old stuff that was lost in the move will be uncovered .

works like a charm
and at least for a few hours , those three Drunks will not be in front
of the store trying to bum money from you

the store owner will be happy
you will be happy
three drunks will be plastered and Happy

all that Happiness will spread
and the entire town may come out and have a Parade in your Honor

oh yes , this is how Epic is Born Man
09-01-2017, 08:08 PM #23
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OK
I forget which Birthstone is for Jan .

guys help me here
which of these Rings should I give her ?

IF , the engagement pans out after her next divorce .


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09-01-2017, 08:52 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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The garnet is the birthstone for January. Thankfully it comes in a wide range of colors so I'd go with pink. That's so romantic and a sure favorite for any gurl.

blonde.gif
09-01-2017, 09:52 PM #25
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Thanks ! yay.gif

I ain't no good at Ring things ya unnneer stanley

can write like driven by a Hurricane , can't do Ring , seems so like Committed or something
that makes it stick .

Have some Jimmy Buffett while we watch this unfold

09-02-2017, 01:27 AM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I ate too much gawd dam food for lunch

Drank over a Quart of High Pulp Orange Juice with it .
gotta ,,,,

well , it's hot, freaking Town is filling up with tourist

The Fair here attracts Millions each year

so ,,,
I'm back on the Road in the Morning Early

I ate too much GAWD DAMNED FOOD,,,,,

DAMMIT !
09-02-2017, 01:42 AM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I can't even get a Parking spot at the Marina , so I can't even escape town on my Boat .
09-02-2017, 05:31 PM #28
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I'm Thinking about
small Bunnies with Big Ears

are they still for sale anymore ?

and Spiders , how much are they ?

Maybe I can get them at Bohica's yard sale ,,,

Bohica ?
09-03-2017, 03:45 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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In the Key of " B " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tramping round
Seeking nothing
Trying for lost not found

Maybe your eyes
will come to see ,,
What a Dancer
I've come to be ,,,,,,

Bit by the Bug of Love
Bit so hard
drove me down
to the ground
right through the Rug
and into a Trail against
all ,,,

Now you can say
that's not true at all
But ,,,

I tell ya man
Mating ain't just for the Birds
and Talking from my heart
involves ,,,,
way more ,,,
than just simple Words

So ,,,,
When the Spring
comes back around
I pray your ready girl
Cause I'm coming back
to this here old town

and bring a Ring to fit
that smiling finger
the One without Polish
or blemish upon it

Smile away the Mist
come and sing me home
Time to give up
one more kiss
and realize ,,
we belong together alone .
09-03-2017, 03:51 AM #30
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,550 Threads:199 Joined:Feb 2011
Never could do no wrong ?

Ok ,,,
Like it's wrong when ,,,
the Sleeping Child
dreams to wake up free

nor when a Breeze lays your mind
sideways into and out of time

never could do no right

well maybe child that's
more wrong then Right
and ,,,
Maybe doing nothing is the same

and just for instance
can we do away with
placing Blame

and by the way
have you seen
the Diamond
inside this here Ring

Um , trip to life like a Marching Band
Flips around
comes up and over ,,,
By the other Finger
on the other hand .



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