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Heart Breaker , I'm gonna get Drunk
09-05-2017, 05:28 PM #31
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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What in the Double Fekk was on my dam Mind when I wrote that ^^^^^^
lol.gif

OK ,
Wedding should be avoided at all cost

unless ,,,,
the two of you can pool your Gov.'t Checks and Flip Gov.'t Housing to make more Gov.'t Money .

Wise Words , or at least the Gov.'t Pamphlet said so
09-05-2017, 05:50 PM #32
Octo Mother Superior
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(09-02-2017, 05:31 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I'm Thinking about
small Bunnies with Big Ears

are they still for sale anymore ?

and Spiders , how much are they ?

Maybe I can get them at Bohica's yard sale ,,,

Bohica ?

JR thinks about small bunnies with big ears all the time. 13.gif We should rendezvous at Bohica's tiny house and look for teh bunnies. He can keep the spiders.
09-05-2017, 06:12 PM #33
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Bohica Hoarded Baby Bunnies and Big Spiders as Survival Food ?

Big Bunny Ears ? How are they Prepared ?
Boiled and then Baked ?

and I don't want to know how Spiders are Cooked , just the thought of eating those
long slender legs ,,, Bugs me .
09-08-2017, 03:32 AM #34
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,573 Threads:200 Joined:Feb 2011
OK
back track

Seems My Hacker fekked with emails

I gotta go steal the Ring Back

thought I'd make one out of a Guitar String , but ,,,

I ain't got a spare one

so ,,,

Gum Ball Machine will receive a visit tonight after mid-night . CRACK,,, Break ,,, give me dat ring
09-08-2017, 10:50 AM #35
Strigoi Member
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chuckle.gif Did you ever get drunk?

Un Strigoi printre noi
09-08-2017, 08:09 PM #36
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(09-08-2017, 10:50 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  chuckle.gif Did you ever get drunk?

Can't manage to Drink alone , get too lonely , start kissing Objects and stuff ,
worse thing ever .

I'll save the Booze until ya get here , that way , I don't have a head start on you .

I promise not to put Roofies in it this time .
09-09-2017, 02:43 AM #37
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Hic

moarbeer.gif
09-10-2017, 08:12 PM #38
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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lol.gif

Heart Break is over , I' don't have to get drunk after all ,

My New Girlfriend , who is also an Old Girlfriend renewed , got drunk for me .

She said she'd been calling my number for months , I said that number is for my dead phone
she said I thought you were the one that was dead

so ,,,
We proved that I ain't got nothing dead on me

well , it is now , we wore the little Man out ,
he'll come back to life ( Resurrect ) in fifteen Minutes
he always does

oh the Glee

Woe be Gone

Welcome back Glee
09-11-2017, 08:07 AM #39
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Been said ,,,
When the High Moon is
in that October sky

and the Harvest breeze
has set low across your eyes

The Merry Pranksters come
out to play
and all the shadows of life
seem to just fade
Fade away

well when they pull
that Truck wagon round

and piles high that
Harvest at Noon
time has come child
to don those costumes
play out our dreams
and dance unto that Harvest Moon

Feast from love comes pouring down
and hearts are filled with the seeds
of life
as a sack is with Feather down

Soft ,, and comfort like sighs of Wine

Ah when that Moon climbs on High
we can dance child
we can sing
unto the time
when Angels to us
come on the Fly

Surely
we've the Blessings
we've the hearts
we've the Music
and the play
in so many parts
we become characters
of imaginings
some so sweet ,,,
we lay down in dew
and sleep like babes
dreaming reassuring
us ,, that all we are
is so heavenly Blessed

~~~ Tapped out for now , be back and fill in later ~~~~
09-11-2017, 08:23 AM #40
Ninelives I bite !!!
Posts:2,590 Threads:39 Joined:Feb 2016
If and when you wright your poems in a book Cynicalabsurdance, I will be the first to buy it.

cheers.gif

Look Up
09-11-2017, 10:39 AM #41
Strigoi Member
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I'm laying off alcohol for a while emo-daj.gif I had so much fun Saturday night that I still feel mildly hungover.

Un Strigoi printre noi
09-11-2017, 06:03 PM #42
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(09-11-2017, 08:23 AM)Ninelives Wrote:  If and when you wright your poems in a book Cynicalabsurdance, I will be the first to buy it.

cheers.gif

ha ha
thanks Nine
those are all over the forum Free ! chuckle.gif

got a fight going with some hackers here , Gov.'t types .

Gotta get a Poem for them again , piss 'em off .

Call it ' Worm Squad "
09-11-2017, 06:08 PM #43
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(09-11-2017, 10:39 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I'm laying off alcohol for a while emo-daj.gif I had so much fun Saturday night that I still feel mildly hungover.

Only Mildly Hungover ?

well then Girl , you were with the wrong people .

Folks that hang with me , wake up ,,,

what am I doing ,,, ?

I was about to give away the secret .

Ok , maybe I can get ya drunk some other time .

Um , how far is Romania from me , do I drive , or can I ride my Bike there ?
09-11-2017, 06:10 PM #44
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,573 Threads:200 Joined:Feb 2011
(09-11-2017, 10:39 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I'm laying off alcohol for a while emo-daj.gif I had so much fun Saturday night that I still feel mildly hungover.

Only Mildly Hungover ?

well then Girl , you were with the wrong people .

Folks that hang with me , wake up ,,,

what am I doing ,,, ?

I was about to give away the secret .

Ok , maybe I can get ya drunk some other time .

Um , how far is Romania from me , can I ride my Bike there , or drive ?
09-11-2017, 06:24 PM #45
Ninelives I bite !!!
Posts:2,590 Threads:39 Joined:Feb 2016
(09-11-2017, 10:39 AM)Strigoi Wrote:  I'm laying off alcohol for a while emo-daj.gif I had so much fun Saturday night that I still feel mildly hungover.

That will teach you, set a set a limit, 4 beers is mine, suxs when you like shït....

Best thing for a hang over is a beer, and sleep. Hope you get to feeling better.

cheers.gif

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