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Hehehe-----Survey on food shortage
08-10-2018, 02:10 AM #1
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:-

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Great Britain
everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
08-10-2018, 06:07 AM #2
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(08-10-2018, 02:10 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:-

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Great Britain
everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

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08-10-2018, 12:15 PM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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08-10-2018, 12:24 PM #4
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08-10-2018, 02:41 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-10-2018, 04:43 PM #6
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08-10-2018, 04:51 PM #7
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