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Hell is about to eat... Souls.
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03-23-2013, 08:48 PM #16
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(03-23-2013, 08:46 PM)Octo Wrote:  Did it again just for good measures chuckle.gif


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03-23-2013, 08:59 PM #17
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(03-23-2013, 08:42 PM)Lisa Boxx Wrote:  
(03-23-2013, 07:59 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  iagree.gif And no offense intended Lisa, I admire your belief in the creator. That Satan hellfire routine is just something we agree to disagree on. cheers.gif


Doesn't mean we're not friends. Now quit being mean or I'll get Octo to Bacon Slap you again.

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hug.gif We've known one another for years! The important thing is we both believe in God, and God has blessed me in so many ways it's almost embarrassing.

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03-23-2013, 09:03 PM #18
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-23-2013, 08:59 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(03-23-2013, 08:42 PM)Lisa Boxx Wrote:  
(03-23-2013, 07:59 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  iagree.gif And no offense intended Lisa, I admire your belief in the creator. That Satan hellfire routine is just something we agree to disagree on. cheers.gif


Doesn't mean we're not friends. Now quit being mean or I'll get Octo to Bacon Slap you again.

hug.gif


hug.gif We've known one another for years! The important thing is we both believe in God, and God has blessed me in so many ways it's almost embarrassing.


but not the same God
03-23-2013, 09:25 PM #19
Octo Mother Superior
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The god I believe in equivalates to love. A vengeful god that requires things is not for me.
03-23-2013, 10:38 PM #20
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well,, when it comes to eat mine ,, no worries

I'm so rotten ,, it'll spit me out and then DIE !
03-23-2013, 11:12 PM #21
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The wages of Sin is Death ?

who the fuck wants employees who keep dieing on them

Moses raised his Staff and the sea parted ?

Yeah , whip out a Boner, and something will part every time
why is that a Miracle

Eve was tempted by the Serpent ?

Yeah , some women are tempted by anything Phallic ,


Lots wife looked back,, and turned to a pillar of salt ?

FUCK ,, don't ever look back

For God so loved the World , he sent his only begotten Son to die for it ?

GODDAMN ! what kinda asshole Dad is that ?
sure glad my Dad wasn't influenced by that

Believe on the Lord ?
Believe I'll just bacon slap your head to show i mean Business

Trust in the Lord ?
He got himself Hung , sorry , bad investment for my trust

Send up a sweet aroma to me ?

He's God , his shit don't stink, can't he just light his Farts and whiff on them .

Burn a Sacrifice to the Lord ?
He created hell ,, he's got the bigger match , let him do his own burning I say

Abraham Kill me a Son ?

what's that , a Practice run for his own ?

why all the punishment ?

He's the perfect creator ,,, right ,,? No ?
why create something just to kick it around ?

The Bible is a childs fantasy novel written to scare the shit out of their kids

Those Hebrew children had it tough back then .

03-23-2013, 11:25 PM #22
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CynicalA. Wrote:Lots wife looked back,, and turned to a pillar of salt ?

FUCK ,, don't ever look back

There's so much truth to that if not taken literally.

If I was to write a bible quote about that it would say "fuck that shit".
03-23-2013, 11:29 PM #23
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Jesus died for my sins ?

Moral : Don't covet my Sins asshole

Jesus died for your sins ?

didn't take, try again

Jesus died for your sins ?

why bother , you still got 'em

Jesus is the way ?

no thanks , i wasn't going anywhere anyway .

God is Love ?
what ? Love is burning people in hell ? I'll go Celibate first .

Sol donned ashes and sack cloth ?

fuck , no accounting for some peoples taste I say


Woe to you Babylon ?

what'd i do to piss your ass off this time

Woe to you King of the North ?

Yeah , and a Pox on your sack jack

I redeemed you from Egypt ?

yeah, and "E" Gypt you

now,,, fuck thyself
03-23-2013, 11:40 PM #24
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Samson Collected a thousand foreskins for the hand of the Kings Daughter ?

FUCK ! and we make a big deal out of Elena Bobbit !
well,,, times have changed
THANK GOD

03-23-2013, 11:48 PM #25
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Jesus took the loaves and fishes and fed the Multitude ?

Next Pot Party, that's you caterer right there , yes sir
03-23-2013, 11:49 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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Yes thank goodness we be civilized now chuckle.gif
03-23-2013, 11:49 PM #27
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Jesus called forth her demons and cast them into the swine ?

Fuck , waste of some perfectly good Bacon right there I tell ya
03-23-2013, 11:51 PM #28
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-23-2013, 11:49 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Jesus called forth her demons and cast them into the swine ?

Fuck , waste of some perfectly good Bacon right there I tell ya


That explains all those 15,000 dead pigs in that river in China
03-23-2013, 11:52 PM #29
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Samson stretched out his hand taking up the jawbone of an Ass
and killed ten thousand ,,

Powerful ass I say ,,
the party pooper
03-23-2013, 11:54 PM #30
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Jesus raised the dead ?

keep that fucker out of graveyards ,,

worlds over populated as it is



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