This here's gonna' traumatize
Yankees. I'm speechless OP.
(07-10-2012, 11:33 AM)Athenagoddess Wrote: There has been some evidance that, if a baby suckles on an empty breast often, that breast produces milk. Just saying.
While this might have been considered way more acceptable way back I can see why you're being freaked out. It's of course not acceptable for your MIL to act as a wet nurse without your knowledge and consent, but I think this should be sorted out privately without police. Good luck.
Made me think of the movie 'The hand that rocks the cradle'
She should have asked first.
Going to the police over non-criminal family matters
sounds a tad too Sovietish for my liking, though.
yeah, call a cop
get a divorce
become a stripper
adopt the baby out
go to Monte Carlo and Break the Bank
get sugar daddies to rent you a Penthouse Apt.
wear furs, and silk
Then forget the past ( Husband, MIL, Baby, Dumb Mistake of getting married into a family
of Neanderthals )
Hell,,,, get out of there and start a NEW Enjoyable Life free of The Family Trap.
Become a heinous Bohemian
Paint a self Portrait and Whiff on it
screw the brains out of everything on the block
wear a Gold Coke Spoon and liberate yourself.
Where besides some ancient Desert Rat scrolls, is it written you must
be a Slave to your Husband ?
It's your Day,, take it, let your Horneys run wild
let your inner Child PLAY out it's Fantasy's
Become a Heretic
Fart loudly in mixed company
flash Cops, do not call them
unless to get laid
Eat comfort foods
and shit in peoples hats
Shave your downstairs hairs into a Mohawk, dread it, and dye it BRIGHT multi colors
Tattoo a Monkey with a Big Boner on your Clevage so when
you walk and bounce
it appears to be screwing your girls.
DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE ,, WOULD YOU ?
cause,posting this shit,,, well,,,
if this is true
you are far too bored in life
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