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Hey guess what? Ocker's back!
03-12-2011, 01:58 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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This started out as a weekend thread, now it's welcom back Ocker! party0003.gif

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03-12-2011, 03:02 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I'm going to pull on my red c'boy boots and go swipe one of my neighbor's horses. After some beer of course.
03-12-2011, 06:28 PM #3
Hercules Alpha Mule
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Hey Shadow! hug.gif Mornin JR! cheers.gif I'm going to work in the yard today. Will be the first this season and it needs it. Drink lots of beer and BBQ. beercheer.gif
03-12-2011, 06:35 PM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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You just had to ask

Well,, and stop me if i seem too pissy about this,,,

I'm checking the read out on the spy-cam
and then, after i see who it was,,,,,,,,,

that put the Ground Glass in my Preparation H,,,

I'm taking a roadside flare, coated in KY Gel,,,
and going hunting
03-12-2011, 08:13 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Rog'...lmao!
I've spent the whole day on the back end of this forum, finally got the facebook login working. yay.gif beercheer.gif

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03-12-2011, 10:43 PM #6
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Back End you say?

Odd that both our activities should be centered on the same agenda.
03-12-2011, 10:52 PM #7
Upāsaka Member
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Quote:I'm taking a roadside flare, coated in KY Gel,,,
and going hunting

Sounds kinkyİmage
03-12-2011, 10:59 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yeah orgazmo3.gif but how did hunting go? lol.gif

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03-13-2011, 04:48 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Sounds gay, i admit,,
However,,,

If ever you need to get info out of a scumbag

like some moron that ripped you off and you want to know where to get your shït back from.

tie that sucker up to a tree in a very lonely spot in the forest.

slide that roadside flare up his worthless ass

Hold the striker in from of his face and smile that kinda smile that denotes a certain maniacal
instability,,,

take another roadside flare
light it with that striker

and,,,
let the molten sulfur drip on a piece of painted metal,,,

let the goose watch the sulfur burn that paint off the metal

then,,, with a branch
shove the burning sulfur onto the dirt and show him it burns no matter what.

state: Bet that shït would burn through the back of your sack and keep burning right up inside your ass for twenty minutes or so.

Then, do not say anything further
silently,,, reach down and touch the striker real easy against the flare without lighting it.

do not look him in the eyes
do not say anything

do not answer his pleas

simply say,,, i'm getting my shït back,,
and then say,,,

loud:::::
scream it in fact:::::::


ğck IT!

MOVE THE STRIKER just a bit on the side of the flare ( so as not to light it)


Swear to god that fucker will even remember where he lost his first shoe lace and tell you that too.


If ever you have been ƒükkêd with REAL HARD, like i have been,,,
and you had no idea who was behind it,,, but knew it was a group of some sort,,
and they stalk you like they have me,,,

then get real brave, get real mean
get real smart

and then get them to chase you till you catch them
or,,,
one of them

As stated, your tormenter, will tell you exactly who is ğkking with you
name and numbers
and ,,,

get him to call the rest in,,, he'll do it.

BINGO!
Team DOWN
Damage control shows up,,, way too late to do a damned thing but cuss.

03-15-2011, 12:12 AM #10
ocker1 Incognito Anonymous
 
gidday , Im still alive , but It'll be a week or so till Im back in CH CH and using my own computer
03-15-2011, 12:16 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Ocker! yay.gifhug.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif great to see you! We've missed you! hug.gif
03-15-2011, 12:17 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Wooo Hooo! Ocker You made it! You will have to re register here at the new place, Octo and I can help you out with anything you need! Hope your doing well all things considered, and we all miss you very much!

I'm going to change the thread title to Ocker's back!

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03-15-2011, 12:28 AM #13
bohica Member
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I'm about to start taking daily kelp supplement.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
03-15-2011, 12:36 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-15-2011, 12:28 AM)bohica Wrote:  I'm about to start taking daily kelp supplement.

Octo and I were talking about natural Potassium Iodide sources this morning and this has the highest concentration. Octo's mom says the drug store here in town is out of the tablets. Too many people remember Chernobyl, it wasn't that long ago.

We may take a trip to the health food store tomorrow ourselves.

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03-15-2011, 01:50 AM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I dug into my cupboard this morning and found 2 sealed bottles of potassium iodine. Being a woo-woo hoarder ain't always a bad thing lol.gif



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