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Homeless Man Charged by Church for Cookie theft
08-03-2014, 04:15 PM #1
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
Quote:A homeless man stole cookies from a church in the 10700 block of Okeechobee Boulevard. A deputy found him sitting by the building’s entrance. He said he had been looking for assistance, pulled on a door and it opened. He helped himself to the cookies, but a cleaning person saw him and called 911. A church employee arrived at the scene and said the church would press charges. The man was arrested and taken to the county jail. The value of the cookies was $2.25.


08-03-2014, 04:24 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,217 Threads:1,484 Joined:Feb 2011
Shameful but, I dunno about Christians per se... there are asshats everywhere.


08-03-2014, 04:28 PM #3
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
You're right, I edited my post. It's pathetic sad2.gif
08-03-2014, 04:29 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,097 Threads:753 Joined:Feb 2011
I guess THATS what Jesus would do.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
08-03-2014, 04:34 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Jesus would opt out of cookies.


08-03-2014, 04:36 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,987 Threads:1,560 Joined:Feb 2011
He would delete them
08-03-2014, 05:25 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,217 Threads:1,484 Joined:Feb 2011
Man accused of bid to kill roommate over cookies

A central Illinois man is accused of trying to kill his female roommate for allegedly eating cookies he perhaps coveted.[...]

Police allege [the man] turned angry Wednesday when he learned his 49-year-old roommate ate three Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast and threatened to kill her.

After the roommate at first believed [the man] was joking, the woman told police [he] tried to strangle her in a bathtub.

Read more: kmov.com

Geeze, as if there isn't enough problems in the world, now we have random cookie doom 13.gif
Let the chips fall where they may Lorna Doone. I once dreamed I was a cookie, I woke up feeling crummy.


08-03-2014, 05:30 PM #8
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
(08-03-2014, 05:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Let the chips fall where they may Lorna Doone. I once dreamed I was a cookie, I woke up feeling crumby.

08-03-2014, 07:31 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Perhaps taken out of their damn food pantry for the poor? how dare that desperate bastard do such a horrible thing! if he burnt women and children at the stake he would be made into a praised and worshiped and idolized and adored holy saint! but steal some frigging meaningless cookies and hes thoroughly demonized! while this ceaseless idiotic two faced back stabbing faith crushing religious hypocrisy makes me wanna vomit! as they robotically live and die lost in perpetual denial of the lives and the souls that the evil powers that be are stealing from our shattered by war ravaged youth!
08-03-2014, 07:42 PM #10
NODOOM Truthtard
Posts:4,860 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


08-06-2014, 07:33 AM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
(08-06-2014, 07:09 AM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  Whoa! being taken to jail is pretty tough.

The worst that ever happened to me was to get my hand swatted.
All too often the overbearing Schutzstaffel emulating Police have to create their own work in order to ensure they keep spreading the fear and paranoia...



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