Quote:A Dallas evangelist told his followers that an "anointed cake" baked by "hookers" turned a gay man straight.

The evangelist, Lance Wallnau, bills himself as a Christian consultant whose website says he helped get President Donald Trump elected with his book God's Chaos Candidate.

Wallnau has made a career out of his pronouncements, which have earned him more than 200,000 Facebook followers.

One of Wallnau's most recent claims came about when he live-streamed a video on Periscope in which he asked viewers for their prayer requests. One person asked for deliverance for her "homosexual" son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6K7Sn1Y5q8

Maybe we can fix White Ribbon??

let's do it.

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go.

I'm pleased as punch you guys are on board about fixing him.

Fuck... I'm speechless.

(03-25-2017, 08:43 PM)failboat Wrote:  

(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go.

Do you anoint wieners for a living?

(03-25-2017, 08:45 PM)Octo Wrote:  

(03-25-2017, 08:43 PM)failboat Wrote:  

(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go.

Do you anoint wieners for a living?

i should.

Annoint them with hand lotion.

White Ribbon is going to be so pleased we're actually doing this for him.

(03-25-2017, 08:52 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Annoint them with hand lotion.

and cook them in holy water.

We're so going to do intervention....

it's how Jesus prepares his wieners

Jesus loves the little wienies

(03-25-2017, 11:51 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  

(03-25-2017, 08:36 PM)Adde Wrote:  

Quote:A Dallas evangelist told his followers that an "anointed cake" baked by "hookers" turned a gay man straight.

The evangelist, Lance Wallnau, bills himself as a Christian consultant whose website says he helped get President Donald Trump elected with his book God's Chaos Candidate.

Wallnau has made a career out of his pronouncements, which have earned him more than 200,000 Facebook followers.

One of Wallnau's most recent claims came about when he live-streamed a video on Periscope in which he asked viewers for their prayer requests. One person asked for deliverance for her "homosexual" son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6K7Sn1Y5q8

Maybe we can fix White Ribbon??

Maybe we can fix failboat?

i'm normal.