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'Hookers' turned gay man straight with 'anointed cake,' Dallas evangelist says
03-25-2017, 08:36 PM #1
Adde All in Moderation
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Quote:A Dallas evangelist told his followers that an "anointed cake" baked by "hookers" turned a gay man straight.

The evangelist, Lance Wallnau, bills himself as a Christian consultant whose website says he helped get President Donald Trump elected with his book God's Chaos Candidate.

Wallnau has made a career out of his pronouncements, which have earned him more than 200,000 Facebook followers.

One of Wallnau's most recent claims came about when he live-streamed a video on Periscope in which he asked viewers for their prayer requests. One person asked for deliverance for her "homosexual" son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6K7Sn1Y5q8

Maybe we can fix White Ribbon?? chuckle.gif
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03-25-2017, 08:40 PM #2
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let's do it. rofl.gif
03-25-2017, 08:40 PM #3
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Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?
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03-25-2017, 08:43 PM #4
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(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  blonde.gif

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

13.gif i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go. chuckle.gif
03-25-2017, 08:43 PM #5
Adde All in Moderation
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I'm pleased as punch you guys are on board about fixing him.
03-25-2017, 08:44 PM #6
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Fuck... I'm speechless. lmao2.gif

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03-25-2017, 08:45 PM #7
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(03-25-2017, 08:43 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  blonde.gif

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

13.gif i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go. chuckle.gif

Do you anoint wieners for a living?

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failboat Show this Post
03-25-2017, 08:47 PM #8
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(03-25-2017, 08:45 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(03-25-2017, 08:43 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-25-2017, 08:40 PM)Octo Wrote:  blonde.gif

Yes we should try to fix WR. It's what friends do.

Maybe Failboat can bake some anointed cake?

13.gif i could warm up some anointed wieners...
that's how far my cooking skills go. chuckle.gif

Do you anoint wieners for a living?

blonde.gif

i should. blonde.gif
03-25-2017, 08:52 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Annoint them with hand lotion.

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03-25-2017, 08:53 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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White Ribbon is going to be so pleased we're actually doing this for him.

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failboat Show this Post
03-25-2017, 08:53 PM #11
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(03-25-2017, 08:52 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Annoint them with hand lotion.

and cook them in holy water. yup.gif
03-25-2017, 08:54 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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We're so going to do intervention....

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03-25-2017, 08:54 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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it's how Jesus prepares his wieners

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03-25-2017, 08:58 PM #14
Adde All in Moderation
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Jesus loves the little wienies
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03-25-2017, 11:53 PM #15
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(03-25-2017, 11:51 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(03-25-2017, 08:36 PM)Adde Wrote:  
Quote:A Dallas evangelist told his followers that an "anointed cake" baked by "hookers" turned a gay man straight.

The evangelist, Lance Wallnau, bills himself as a Christian consultant whose website says he helped get President Donald Trump elected with his book God's Chaos Candidate.

Wallnau has made a career out of his pronouncements, which have earned him more than 200,000 Facebook followers.

One of Wallnau's most recent claims came about when he live-streamed a video on Periscope in which he asked viewers for their prayer requests. One person asked for deliverance for her "homosexual" son.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6K7Sn1Y5q8

Maybe we can fix White Ribbon?? chuckle.gif

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Maybe we can fix failboat?

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i'm normal. 13.gif



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