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How To Beat Up Bigfoot
06-14-2012, 06:25 PM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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1. START WITH AN AERIAL ASSAULT.

Its too risky to start with a ground attack. It is mating season for Bigfoots, and they can be extremely horny.

2. FIGHT HAND TO HAND.

Never fight foot to foot with a Bigfoot.

3. DIG YOUR KNUCKLES INTO HIS BIGFOOT SKIN.

4. THE BIGFOOT WILL TRY TO YELL FOR HELP, SO SEVER HIS VOCAL CORDS.

A Bigfoots yell can be heard by other Bigfoots 300 miles away and they can show up in 30 seconds to help him.

Remember when battling a Bigfoot fight fast. Bigfoots have an amazingly rapid recovery time from injuries. A broken Bigfoot bone can heal in six hours. Thats why you’ve never seen a Bigfoot in a hospital.

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06-14-2012, 06:30 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Thanks for the tip! thumbsup.gif

This will end well, especially the ripping out the vocal cords. batboy.jpg


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06-14-2012, 06:33 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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By all accounts they stink like hell, not sure how close you'd want to get to one. Wouldn't want that foot up my ass either, in case I'm having an off day. chuckle.gif

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06-14-2012, 06:40 PM #4
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(06-14-2012, 06:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  By all accounts they stink like hell, not sure how close you'd want to get to one. Wouldn't want that foot up my ass either, in case I'm having an off day. chuckle.gif


Well they are the fastest living creature on earth thats why you have never seen a cheetah attack a Bigfoot.
06-14-2012, 06:46 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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hmm.gif They could even be the same creatures. Ever seen them even photographed together?

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06-14-2012, 06:48 PM #6
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(06-14-2012, 06:46 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  hmm.gif They could even be the same creatures. Ever seen them even photographed together?

İmage


Good point
06-14-2012, 06:50 PM #7
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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A Bigfoot has perfect vision from more than 100 yards away. The reason all photos of Bigfoots are blurry is because they can see you lift the camera even though you're far away. They then use telekinesis and their magnetic eye power to influence your camera so that all pictures you take come out blurry.
06-14-2012, 06:52 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Does the Lucha mask give an advantage or is it worn simply for aesthetics?

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-14-2012, 06:53 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Like a big hairy smelly hypno toad hypnotoad.gif


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06-14-2012, 06:54 PM #10
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 06:52 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Does the Lucha mask give an advantage or is it worn simply for aesthetics?

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To hide your idenity see when fighting the Bigfoot you dont want said Bigfoot to see your face and attack you at your home.
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06-14-2012, 07:03 PM #11
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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem.


It's not the photographer's fault.


Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me.


There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.


Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
06-14-2012, 07:04 PM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(06-14-2012, 06:54 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  
(06-14-2012, 06:52 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Does the Lucha mask give an advantage or is it worn simply for aesthetics?

hmm.gif


To hide your idenity see when fighting the Bigfoot you dont want said Bigfoot to see your face and attack you at your home.


It ain't over 'till it's over.

You'll never be attacked by a Sasquatch skin rug.

If you don't think you can finish the job then it might be wise to wear a politician mask. That way you can kill two birds with one stone! Simply put on an Obama mask (Or any number of other puppet politicians.), make your sneak attack on a Bigfoot, break its leg, let it see you, make your escape, make some popcorn and watch the news for reports of the savage killing of said politician at the hands of the now recovered Bigfoot!

It's a win win!

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
06-14-2012, 07:05 PM #13
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Next I will teach you guys how to beat up a man in a wheelchair.
06-14-2012, 07:06 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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Breaking News!>>> Obama raped by Bigfoot!


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06-14-2012, 07:09 PM #15
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 07:05 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Next I will teach you guys how to beat up a man in a wheelchair.


And I dont mean a disabled man, I mean just a man that is sitting in a wheelchair



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