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How To Beat Up Bigfoot
06-14-2012, 07:13 PM #16
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I'm looking forward to the How To Punch A Man With Glasses lesson! yay.gif

The last time I punched a man with glasses I cut my hand pretty badly.

I must not have been holding them right.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-14-2012, 07:17 PM #17
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 07:13 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I'm looking forward to the How To Punch A Man With Glasses lesson! yay.gif

The last time I punched a man with glasses I cut my hand pretty badly.

I must not have been holding them right.


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Grasshopper will know how beat up ghosts and jehovah's witnesses by the time I am done here.
06-14-2012, 07:20 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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How about Mormons, they need knuckle sammiches more than anyone.
06-14-2012, 07:23 PM #19
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 07:20 PM)Octo Wrote:  How about Mormons, they need knuckle sammiches more than anyone.


We cant piss them off they have a leader that is going to get rid Obummer
06-14-2012, 07:32 PM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh yeah, thought you were talking about the white salamander there for a second. lmao.gif
06-14-2012, 07:56 PM #21
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Yeah, but if he gets rid of Obama all we have to do is go with the Bigfoot plan and watch the fun on tv!


yay.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-14-2012, 07:59 PM #22
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,599 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif


OMG! I'm pissing myself here!

I just thought about something!

Right now there are alphabet people in panic mode because they had never considered the potential threat from Bigfoot!

THEY ARE GONNA ASSASSINATE WITH BIGFOOT!

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lmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-14-2012, 07:59 PM #23
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 07:56 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Yeah, but if he gets rid of Obama all we have to do is go with the Bigfoot plan and watch the fun on tv!


yay.gif


Well? We can hope the zombie apocalypse starts soon?

(note to self learn how to beat up a zombie)
06-14-2012, 08:05 PM #24
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Was also thinking the other day if Romney wins preppers will no longer be "persons of interest" for stocking up on food. chuckle.gif

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06-14-2012, 08:10 PM #25
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Gawd i wish i had read this before i had my encounter with
the stink man of lake merwin,,

I realize now,,,, it was a mistake to Run like a Bunny.


at the time, best i knew
was to lay down and play dead

found out, that only works on Bears
06-14-2012, 08:12 PM #26
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 08:10 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Gawd i wish i had read this before i had my encounter with
the stink man of lake merwin,,

I realize now,,,, it was a mistake to Run like a Bunny.


at the time, best i knew
was to lay down and play dead

found out, that only works on Bears


Yes bcuz like I said Bigfoot is very horney
06-14-2012, 08:17 PM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
didn't really see any horns

but tha shame
oh the shame,,, the shame of running from a fight,,
GAWD!

I ran like the Only Fat Broad with a Twinkie, at a Fat Broad Covention.

shameful,,,shameful,,,shamefulgaah.gif
06-14-2012, 08:21 PM #28
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(06-14-2012, 08:17 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  didn't really see any horns

but tha shame
oh the shame,,, the shame of running from a fight,,
GAWD!

I ran like the Only Fat Broad with a Twinkie, at a Fat Broad Covention.

shameful,,,shameful,,,shamefulgaah.gif


see you have to be careful a Bigfoot will mount ya.........

İmage
06-14-2012, 08:34 PM #29
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Caught this through Fact or Faked, some extremely long arms on this one. They concluded it must be CGI, I'm not so certain I'm convinced of their finding, but of course I can neither prove or disprove it.

wonder.gif
06-14-2012, 08:42 PM #30
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
can't see his hand,,,

however, if he has the book of mormon in it,,,

IT'S GENUINE!



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