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06-14-2012, 08:45 PM #31
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rofl.gif You know it, all stone tablets and gold plates right from the Burrows cave.

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06-14-2012, 08:55 PM #32
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so you guys know about the Burrows cave. what's your take on those artifacts?
06-14-2012, 08:58 PM #33
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I know Russ personally

best i can say is

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06-14-2012, 09:01 PM #34
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Can't make a guess, but there is a lot of out of place artifacts hes found there, do you think he's making them? and if so why?
06-14-2012, 09:09 PM #35
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btw, Russ,,,, is Russ Burrows,, as in Burrows Cave
06-14-2012, 09:10 PM #36
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again
best i can say is::: Guess
06-14-2012, 09:18 PM #37
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I would say the sheer number of artifacts hauled out of there would be impossible to fake.

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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
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06-14-2012, 09:26 PM #38
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He's pulled some gold out of there as well. If he's making all of them, that's a full time gig, and where is he getting the gold?

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06-14-2012, 09:44 PM #39
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hhehehehe

Russ was living in Greely Co.

during the Mormon assualt on him
we exchanged some emails, I gave him a tip or two on how to thwart
their bullshit.

anyone in an open forum ever ask me any shït concerning Russ and his,, Uh,, find.


stock statement i always make is : Guess

ğkking Mormons have their NOSE in everything, and have a distinct Mafia type
way of attempting to STEAL anything they can.

and that is from myown personal experience with the worshipping Lizards.

Cryptic about it I am,, and TUFF shït to those who do not like it.

Can I see some I.D. Please?
are you Mormon?

if so,,
shave your head and try Krishna for a while sucker

at least that way,, you'll have a Top Knjot for me to swing you around with.
06-15-2012, 01:52 AM #40
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(06-14-2012, 07:59 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  
(06-14-2012, 07:56 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Yeah, but if he gets rid of Obama all we have to do is go with the Bigfoot plan and watch the fun on tv!


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Well? We can hope the zombie apocalypse starts soon?

(note to self learn how to beat up a zombie)
06-15-2012, 01:54 AM #41
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(06-14-2012, 07:59 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  
(06-14-2012, 07:56 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Yeah, but if he gets rid of Obama all we have to do is go with the Bigfoot plan and watch the fun on tv!


yay.gif


Well? We can hope the zombie apocalypse starts soon?

(note to self learn how to beat up a zombie)


How to fight a zombie:

1.Never underestimate the zombie

Zombies are not mindless hunters. They are swifter and craftier than one might expect. A lone zombie can burst out of hiding and take a chunk out of you in the blink of an eye.
Never engage a zombie if you can avoid it
Though zombies are surprisingly quick in confined spaces, they are not swift runners. Engage the zombie only when you are trapped, and escape is not an option.

2.Focus on the task; keep fear out of your head

No one, no matter what their powers of description, can fully prepare you for your first encounter with a zombie. Their grotesque appearance and smell, along with the inhuman noises they emit, can induce a level of fear and terror that precludes rational response and causes one to freeze. You must not react to the zombie's appearance. Focus instead on delivering a combination of offensive and defensive strikes that will buy you enough time to escape.

3.Do not allow the zombie to get a grip on you

Once a zombie wraps you in its powerful grip, your prospects for survival are minimal. Therefore, your first priority must be deflecting away the zombie's hands.

4.Seek medical attention after any encounter

Always have trained medical personnel examine you as soon as possible after any encounter, even if no wounds are visible. The zombie virus can enter your body through the smallest opening in your skin, be it a scraped knuckle or a nicked elbow.

06-15-2012, 07:08 PM #42
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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Mormon bomb is the next step in my training program
06-15-2012, 08:01 PM #43
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(06-15-2012, 07:08 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Mormon bomb is the next step in my training program


Seriously? You think in Finland you'd be all out of Mormon ways but nooo...

They're everywhere we are, they have a church in a protected area where nobody else can even get close to a building permit. They ride around in their mormon suits taking names, making notes. They're everywhere.

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06-15-2012, 08:18 PM #44
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Double tap, just to make certain. Rule of the apocalypse.

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06-15-2012, 08:32 PM #45
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(06-15-2012, 08:01 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(06-15-2012, 07:08 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Mormon bomb is the next step in my training program


Seriously? You think in Finland you'd be all out of Mormon ways but nooo...

They're everywhere we are, they have a church in a protected area where nobody else can even get close to a building permit. They ride around in their mormon suits taking names, making notes. They're everywhere.

fatman.gif


A mormon bomb is sending mormons to someones house by entering their address on the mormon website to sign them up for a free book of mormon and annoying presentation on their doctrines.



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