#Login Register


  • 1 Vote(s) - 3 Average
Home 


How far would you go to win a bet?
04-17-2012, 05:16 PM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
Doctors remove quarter bottle from man's rectum


Quote:Khandwa (MP), Apr 15, 2012 (PTI)

Doctors here surgically removed a quarter bottle of liquor from the rectum of a man who had allegedly inserted it to win a wager of Rs 1000 with fellow boozers.

The incident occurred on April 13 night when the person whose identity was not disclosed by the doctors inserted the entire bottle through his anus. Though he won the wager, the man soon became unconscious. Next day when he regained consciousness, he tried to push it out but in vain following which he went to a nursing home.



damned.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
04-17-2012, 05:22 PM #2
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
Quote:The doctor said that the patient is a chronic alcoholic. The X-ray of the patient showed the bottle entangled in the rectum.

wtf2.gif I've never heard the phrase entangled in the rectum. damned.gif
04-17-2012, 05:32 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
shocked.gif I bet he drank it after they got his rectum detangled.

chuckle.gif

wonder.gif
04-17-2012, 05:32 PM #4
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
damned.gif

Biere.
04-17-2012, 06:02 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,578 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Damn! damned.gif
04-17-2012, 06:07 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
It would have been easier to go with the Diet Coke and Mentos colon cleaner.


damned.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 06:23 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,578 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
That would have been an interesting bottle rocket hiding.gif
04-17-2012, 06:34 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-17-2012, 06:07 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  It would have been easier to go with the Diet Coke and Mentos colon cleaner.


damned.gif


Are we back to pop rocks and coke again? We've come full circle.

wonder.gif
04-17-2012, 06:42 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
I told you, you need to quit suggesting pop rocks and coke. It will make you splode!


chuckle.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 06:43 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gif It's my favorite warning. Sorry. lmao.gif

wonder.gif
04-17-2012, 07:36 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
Question:

Just how shitty does liquor have to be for an alcoholic to shove it up his own ass?


damned.gif


Pondering:


I wonder if he was planning on drinking it after he got it out...


hmm.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:38 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-17-2012, 05:32 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  shocked.gif I bet he drank it after they got his rectum detangled.

chuckle.gif

I too pondered that a few posts back. rofl.gif

wonder.gif
04-17-2012, 07:46 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-17-2012, 07:38 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-17-2012, 05:32 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  shocked.gif I bet he drank it after they got his rectum detangled.

chuckle.gif

I too pondered that a few posts back. rofl.gif



So you did...

Sorry, I feel like ten miles of entangled colon today.


Damn that Lil Scrappy bringing shït home from school!

gaah.gif

I rarely ever get sick. When I do it knocks the crap out of me.

This thread is quickly going to shït.


Speaking of which...


Wouldn't you hate to be this guy?



İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
04-17-2012, 07:54 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,268 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
Octo and I have both been sick as ğck too. Prior to this, neither of us for 3-4 years! damned.gif
It really put the hammer on us though. Making a slow recoup, but it takes a while. Started Easter weekend, when all the stores were closed and there was no zinc to be had.

wonder.gif
04-17-2012, 08:19 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,578 Threads:633 Joined:Feb 2011
It hits hard when you aren't used to it.


Kinda like an entangles colon...

gaah.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



Home 




 



DISCLAIMER / Terms of Service (TOS):
Kritterbox.com - Socialize anonymously, commentary, discussion, oddities, technology, music and more!  This website is provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied. kritterbox.com shall not be liable for any damages whatsoever, including, without limitation, those resulting from loss of use, data or profits, whether or not advised of the possibility of damage, and on any theory of liability, arising out of or in connection with the use or performance of this site or other documents which are referenced by or linked to this site.
This website exists solely for the purposes of exchange of information, communication and general entertainment. Opinions from posters are in no way endorsed by kritterbox.com. All posts on this website are the opinion of the authors and are not to be taken as statements of fact on behalf of kritterbox.com. This site may contain coarse language or other material that kritterbox.com is in no way responsible for. Material deemed to be offensive or pornographic at the discretion of kritterbox.com shall be removed. kritterbox.com reserves the right to modify, or remove posts and user accounts on this website at our discretion. kritterbox.com disclaims all liability for damages incurred directly or indirectly as a result of any material on this website. Fictitious posts and any similarity to any person living or dead is coincidental.
All users shall limit the insertion of any and all copyrighted material to portions of the article that are relevant to the point being made, with no more than 50%, and preferably less of the original source material. A link shall be visible in text format, embedded directly to the original source material without exception.
No third party links, i.e. blogs or forums will be accepted under any circumstances, and will be edited by staff in order to reflect the original source of copyrighted material, or be removed at the sole discretion of kritterbox.com.
Fair Use Notice:
This site may contain copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Users may make such material available in an effort to advance awareness and understanding of issues relating to economics, individual rights, international affairs, liberty, science, and technology. This constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C.Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for educational and/or research purposes.
This Disclaimer is subject to change at any time at our discretion.
Copyright © 2011 - 2017 kritterbox.com