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How to Start Your Own Cult
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11-29-2015, 12:48 AM #1
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1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis
11-29-2015, 12:55 AM #2
Coolchick Member
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dont be cool?

well then i cant start one..

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 01:13 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm going to wear a cape.

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11-29-2015, 01:15 AM #4
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(11-29-2015, 01:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  I'm going to wear a cape.

yup.gif

ok.
i will too then.

also i have my newfie stick.
the one i showed you in the pic.

do we have to wear hats though.
i dont usually wear hats.

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 01:57 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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A cult is a religion without political influence and a religion is a cult with political influence...

Grow long hair and a beard while convincing and tricking yourself into believing in your own megalomanical delusions and proclaim to be jesus christ reborn and returned and sooooo many easily misled sheeple will undoubtedly fall for you and everything you say and do hook line and sinker...

List Of People Claimed To Be Jesus > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe...o_be_Jesus
11-29-2015, 02:29 AM #6
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Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 03:37 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Yeah we need to know! Can we play with teh pee pee? hyper.gif

Dunno about hats though, I don't have any and I don't want to buy one 13.gif
Unless it's this one:

[Image: funny-hat-pics-205.jpeg]
11-29-2015, 03:45 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(11-29-2015, 12:48 AM)Cult Leader Wrote:  1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis

7. You are in contact with Aliens, and have a message for the world.

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11-29-2015, 01:18 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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9. Give up all forms of self denial.

That would be an attractive feature.

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11-29-2015, 01:30 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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dunno.gif Octo and I discovered this old DeLorean a week ago, and things have gotten a lil creepy. chuckle.gif

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11-29-2015, 05:40 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Forum time is slowly speeding up. damned.gif
11-29-2015, 05:45 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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We really have to take the battery cables off the DeLorean.

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11-29-2015, 05:48 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Test

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11-29-2015, 10:58 PM #14
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(11-29-2015, 01:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  I'm going to wear a cape.

yup.gif

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZJQaEIKYQOMzHbCphYFh...rafZAqrM1t]

Just Plain Nuts.
11-30-2015, 12:14 AM #15
Ruby Wolf Member
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All hail magnificent lucifer shimmering morning star so systematically demonized by delusionally evil humans and their genocidally warped and twisted organized religions...



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