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How to Start Your Own Cult
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11-29-2015, 12:48 AM #1
Cult Leader Incognito Anonymous
 
1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis
11-29-2015, 12:55 AM #2
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
dont be cool?

well then i cant start one..

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 01:13 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,376 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
I'm going to wear a cape.

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11-29-2015, 01:15 AM #4
Coolchick Member
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(11-29-2015, 01:13 AM)Octo Wrote:  I'm going to wear a cape.

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ok.
i will too then.

also i have my newfie stick.
the one i showed you in the pic.

do we have to wear hats though.
i dont usually wear hats.

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 01:57 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
A cult is a religion without political influence and a religion is a cult with political influence...

Grow long hair and a beard while convincing and tricking yourself into believing in your own megalomanical delusions and proclaim to be jesus christ reborn and returned and sooooo many easily misled sheeple will undoubtedly fall for you and everything you say and do hook line and sinker...

List Of People Claimed To Be Jesus > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pe...o_be_Jesus
11-29-2015, 02:03 AM #6
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(11-29-2015, 12:48 AM)Cult Leader Wrote:  1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis

What about the pee pee? Can we play with the pee pee?

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11-29-2015, 02:29 AM #7
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,205 Threads:118 Joined:Mar 2013
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Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 03:37 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,376 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
Yeah we need to know! Can we play with teh pee pee? hyper.gif

Dunno about hats though, I don't have any and I don't want to buy one 13.gif
Unless it's this one:

İmage
11-29-2015, 03:45 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,587 Threads:1,443 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-29-2015, 12:48 AM)Cult Leader Wrote:  1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis

7. You are in contact with Aliens, and have a message for the world.

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11-29-2015, 10:02 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
8. You have a big pee pee and you want everyone to touch it..

amen..
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11-29-2015, 10:03 AM #11
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(11-29-2015, 12:48 AM)Cult Leader Wrote:  1. Wear Long Robes
2.Cultivate Your Symbols
3. Manufacture an Origin Myth
4. Don’t be Cool
5. Be audacious
6. Create a Nemesis

Tell us more cult leader.. Where can we leave a donation for your wisdom?

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11-29-2015, 01:18 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,587 Threads:1,443 Joined:Feb 2011
9. Give up all forms of self denial.

That would be an attractive feature.

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11-29-2015, 01:21 PM #13
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
10. Has time in Finland moved 5 mins faster than the rest of the world eh?

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Unless OZ time has slowed down..

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11-29-2015, 01:30 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,587 Threads:1,443 Joined:Feb 2011
dunno.gif Octo and I discovered this old DeLorean a week ago, and things have gotten a lil creepy. chuckle.gif

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11-29-2015, 04:32 PM #15
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
The forum time is out of whack with real time, isnt it? By 6mins. Burp. Wasnt last week, i dont think..

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