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How to catch wild pigs
07-09-2014, 12:48 AM #1
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There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter.

The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question.

He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn.

"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

"They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.

"The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

“Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths: There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to share this with your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably not share this.

BUT, God help us all when the gate slams shut!

Quote for today: "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered."

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07-09-2014, 12:58 AM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I can see penning pigs, they can be made into bacon. But why in hell would anyone want to corral (and feed) a bunch of Americans?
07-09-2014, 07:01 AM #3
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(07-09-2014, 12:58 AM)Shadow Wrote:  I can see penning pigs, they can be made into bacon. But why in hell would anyone want to corral (and feed) a bunch of Americans?

For power. There really are people whose primary motivation in life is to decide for everyone else what they should and should not do. The ones who have it really bad run for office.

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07-09-2014, 08:56 AM #4
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07-09-2014, 09:02 AM #5
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İmage
07-09-2014, 10:16 AM #6
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(07-09-2014, 12:58 AM)Shadow Wrote:  I can see penning pigs, they can be made into bacon. But why in hell would anyone want to corral (and feed) a bunch of Americans?

Talk to FEMA, they are set up for that.

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07-09-2014, 03:30 PM #7
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Some of the males are rather impressive,
at least over here. Slit yer throat in no time
with those fangs. Ain't no use running either
- buggers are quick, I tells ya.

İmage

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07-09-2014, 03:37 PM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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That professor should have directed the student to the Everglade Boys who know NO FEAR.




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