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How to handle a roommate who is a nutbag
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03-29-2018, 07:43 AM #1
Leopard Incognito
 
When my sister asked me what she's supposed to do about a nutbag like ___________________ living with her, who she picked up out of a boarding house...
I Told my sister this.

Are you kidding me ?
This is what you should do.


Tell him that...

He's got 30 days to get the fuck out of here.
He doesn't owe rent, that disability check is all his money, no rent is owed or wanted.
That money is yours, for you go to a shelter for a month, and combine it with next month's check so that youy got $1,400
Go get a $400 apartment..
You can afford $400 a month rent, a $50 electric bill and a $40 water bill...
and the food that you need.
Go apply for Medicaid and food stamps and go get LIHEAP the (Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program).
and go buy a $25 a month pre-paid cell phone from Walmart.

I'm not a psychiatrist... nor am I your Insulin pump.

If you can't afford insulin, go to the emergency room, they'll give you anything you need... insulin included.

I'm sorry... I made a big mistake trying to cure the ills of the world...
But now I'm fixing my mistake.
Now get the fuck out...
and if your don't get the fuck out... not only will the sheriff put you out, but here in Arkansas you'll get 90 days in jail for failure to vacate.
I'm not fucking around..

30 days and that's it.

That's what you do.
:)
03-29-2018, 07:57 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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No one person can cure the ills of this world, we all just have to work around the sickness.

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03-29-2018, 08:12 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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OP edited by Octo. We don't drop names here
03-29-2018, 11:26 AM #4
Strigoi Diavolul
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Roommates never work out.

Un Strigoi printre noi
03-29-2018, 02:30 PM #5
The Black Friar Member
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Right you are, nobody should live with anyone else unless they are hump.gif


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03-29-2018, 03:12 PM #6
Mars Member
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^THAT^ it'll turn best friends against each other in no time.



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