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How to properly introduce your children to religion
08-28-2013, 08:56 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A fun and educational way to involve children in the Passover experience.

Includes:

1 red disc for BLOOD
1 frog for FROGS
1 small black bug for LICE
1 lion finger puppet for WILD ANIMALS
1 cow mask for CATTLE PLAGUE
1 sticky hand with white dots for BOILS
1 plastic ice cube with red crystals for HAIL
1 large green locust for LOCUSTS
1 pair of sunglasses for DARKNESS
1 - 12 pc. puzzle for DEATH OF FIRSTBORN

İmage

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08-28-2013, 09:00 PM #2
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Do they really think Jewish people will buy this?
08-28-2013, 09:01 PM #3
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lmao.gif facepalm_panda.gif I'm speechless.

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08-28-2013, 09:03 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Probably not. That's why Martha Stewart offers instructions how to make them yourself.

Quote:To make the bags, gather the "plagues" and drop them in decorative wax paper bags. Then, using our template, make a card identifying each plague and attach it to the bag.

http://www.marthastewart.com/270407/pass...of-plagues

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08-28-2013, 09:09 PM #5
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forgot..one old man with staff,one mountain with burning bush and four err make that two stone tablets damned.gif

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08-28-2013, 09:11 PM #6
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chuckle.gif One of my all time favorite movies.

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08-28-2013, 09:12 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Mine too. chuckle.gif

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08-28-2013, 09:16 PM #8
j browsing Member
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octo...........lmao.giflmao.gif

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08-28-2013, 10:01 PM #9
bohica Member
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I can't wait to teach my grand-daughter her first curse words.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
08-28-2013, 10:11 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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I bet! chuckle.gif
08-28-2013, 10:46 PM #11
bohica Member
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From WhatReallyHappened.com

Or Listen LIVE at Republic Broadcasting Network!
FROM THOSE WONDERFUL FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU THE INQUISITION!


"You believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

"And you don't understand why I have doubts?"

"What profit has not that fable of Christ brought us!"
Pope Leo X (As attributed by John Bale, Bishop of Ossory, in The Pageant of Popes, p. 179, 1574)

"I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get." -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
~ Denis Diderot

Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.
~ Leonardo da Vinci

Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
~ Leonardo da Vinci

Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life ... but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.
~ Chuck Easttom

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius

You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.
~ [Usenet]

"The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history."
-Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love, Robert A. Heinlein

"The same people that wrote the bible thought the world was flat. "
~ Unknown

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called 'insanity'. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called 'religion.'"
-- Robert Pirsig

"Here is the difference between religion and science. Science is going outside your house at night and seeing here is one large moon orbiting the Earth. No matter where on Earth you are, you know there is one and only one large moon orbiting the Earth. Religion is this tribe over here worshiping one god and this other tribe worshiping 3 gods and this other tribe way over there worshiping 17 gods."
-- Michael Rivero

"Any god that requires small minded bigots to speak for it, is not worth the breath it takes to pray." -- Jesper Myrfors

"Religion is notorious for conceiving an idea and trying to make it true, either by propaganda or sometimes force...while science makes a discovery and immediately sets about trying to disprove it, just to make sure it's correct before everybody makes idiots of themselves" -- Seth MacFarlane

"If it wasn't for the Inquisition, I would have been a rich Hollywood Jew today!" -- Michael Rivero

*Child Molestation scandals located HERE


INTRODUCTION
Religion, comprises a system of wishful illusions together with a disavowal of reality, such as we find in an isolated form nowhere else but in amentia, in a state of blissful hallucinatory confusion.
~ Sigmund Freud

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches ... appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." -- Thomas Pain

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
08-28-2013, 11:38 PM #12
オタマジャクシ Member
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They used to just beat religion into the kids and that worked pretty well.

Change for the sake of change is usually bad.
08-28-2013, 11:45 PM #13
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08-28-2013, 11:54 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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You mean the truth?



08-29-2013, 12:01 AM #15
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Just finished Robyn Young's books about the Crusader Will Campbell.

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Late 13th C, early 14th.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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