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Human poo is mysteriously falling from the sky covering people, cars and property across Canada and no one knows why
07-03-2018, 08:09 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:The bizarre phenomenon has been reported to Transport Canada 18 times in the last two months

HUMAN poo has been mysteriously falling from the sky across Canada – leaving people, cars and property covered in faeces.

The bizarre phenomenon was first reported in Kelowna, British Columbia, when a mum and son say they were covered in “liquid poo falling from the sky”.

It might sound like a freak one off but it’s happened on 17 separate occasions since that initial poo shower on May 9, according to IFL Science.

Three days after Susan Allan and her son Travis were splashed with sewage, a man in the same town walked out to his driveway to find his car covered in the stuff.

In a more recent instance, a family were sitting on their deck in Yellowknife – 1,800miles away – when they were showered in a “black liquid”.

Linda Smith told CBC News: “It was like somebody’s septic tank burst. It was really bad.”

Read more: thesun.ie

Have you seen that new movie Constipated in Canada?

It's not come out yet.

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07-03-2018, 08:12 PM #2
Elegant Fail Member
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37.gif terrible joke
07-03-2018, 08:15 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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At first I was a bit septical, but wow, of all the shitty things to happen...

İmage
07-03-2018, 08:56 PM #4
Coolchick Member
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toldya someone shoulda made a gif with those flying portapotties lol..

perfect thread for it.


having said that, i have seen no falling poo.

Just Plain Nuts.
07-03-2018, 10:04 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It's a glitch in the matrix.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
07-04-2018, 03:32 PM #6
Mars Member
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A wet fart in the Matrix.
07-04-2018, 03:41 PM #7
Decaf Member
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(07-03-2018, 08:56 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  toldya someone shoulda made a gif with those flying portapotties lol..

perfect thread for it.


having said that, i have seen no falling poo.

İmage
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07-05-2018, 03:56 AM #8
Weasel Keeper Incognito Anonymous
 
They ran out of the Aluminum/Barium chemtrailing mix, so they're pumping out their septic tanks on us. blonde.gif
07-05-2018, 08:35 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Wake up aye....

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07-05-2018, 05:53 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(07-05-2018, 08:35 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif  Wake up brown aye....

Fixed it for ya.

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
07-05-2018, 06:30 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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How now brown cow?

İmage
07-05-2018, 06:55 PM #12
Meh Member
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(07-05-2018, 06:30 PM)Octo Wrote:  How now brown cow?

İmage

İmage


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07-05-2018, 09:04 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Perhaps.

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07-05-2018, 09:25 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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What? You don't think this falling poo is affecting cattle? Is it only targeting people, cars and property? hmm.gif
07-06-2018, 07:37 AM #15
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The crown owns most of the land over there, it's raining shit just like in London. 13.gif



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