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Humans should hand over control of the planet to the Alien Overlords
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11-28-2015, 05:48 AM #1
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Humans should hand over control of the planet to the Alien Overlords

Humans can no longer run earth very well
Humans have gotten reckless and stupid
Humans can not control their sexual urges
Please for own good ; hand the control of the planet to the Alien Overlords ASAP


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11-28-2015, 05:54 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I'm fine with Alien Ovaries running things period.

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11-28-2015, 05:57 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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That's not fair. Not all humans have had the chance to run the planet. Dibs!
11-28-2015, 06:07 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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No shit, anyone could run it better that wasn't on the take from lobbyists. Corporate interests and human interests could not be more diametrically opposed.

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11-28-2015, 06:13 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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You think?

"CO2 is a bigger threat than isis. Pot is evil. What about the babies???"
11-28-2015, 06:22 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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What about the Barbies?

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11-28-2015, 06:36 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-28-2015, 06:28 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Throw another shrimp on the barbie?

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Australia's best invention ever. It's almost divine invention

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11-28-2015, 07:11 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Way back in time

it was the reverse

when it was said : We Aliens ought to turn Control of the World
over to Humans

That was the first mistake

The second mistake was giving humans two opposing thumbs
11-28-2015, 07:15 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Opposable thumbs are what made the world evil. That's why puppies are so good.

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11-28-2015, 01:22 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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The US invented everything. You just need to read one of their history books. The rest of the world is so insignificant, they stopped teaching geography and foreign language.
That was too bad 'cause I always wanted to learn Australian. chuckle.gif

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11-28-2015, 02:42 PM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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Mbwahhahhahhahh.

You just don't get it, do ya.

Oi voi.

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11-28-2015, 03:13 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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The US invented Australia

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11-28-2015, 03:28 PM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
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And African Americans built the Pyramids.
11-28-2015, 04:06 PM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Is there control to be handed over? blink.gif
11-28-2015, 04:30 PM #15
Accidental Stoner Member
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Spot-on, US.

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