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Humans should hand over control of the planet to the Alien Overlords
11-28-2015, 04:35 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-28-2015, 04:30 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Spot-on, US.

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cheers.gif Need to buy beer today.

Yeah, the aliens won't step up now, in fact, I think they facepalm_panda.gif then left.
11-28-2015, 05:49 PM #17
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Odd...

I thought they already had control.

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-28-2015, 05:51 PM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-28-2015, 07:11 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Way back in time

it was the reverse

when it was said : We Aliens ought to turn Control of the World
over to Humans

That was the first mistake

The second mistake was giving humans two opposing thumbs

They HAD to give us opposing thumbs so we have something to have up our asses while we stand around watching the world go to shit.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-28-2015, 05:59 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Oh gawd.

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11-28-2015, 06:17 PM #20
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-28-2015, 05:49 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  Odd...

I thought they already had control.

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Yes, odd and the plot thickens.
11-28-2015, 06:57 PM #21
Coolchick Member
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'Humans can not control their sexual urges'

they have heard about me.. errr.. that..??

wow!

Just Plain Nuts.
11-28-2015, 07:13 PM #22
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Reminded me of an oldie...

A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctors appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.
She looks at her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The husband replies, "He said he stopped you for speeding."
The officer asked the elderly female for her driver's license and she turned and asked her husband, "What did he say?
The husband replies, "he wants to see your driver's license."
The women hands the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town. The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there.
The women looks at her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The husband replies, "He says he knows you."

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11-28-2015, 07:25 PM #23
Coolchick Member
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yeah ok but no.. all my experiences were like

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yeah.. so .. yeah..

Just Plain Nuts.
11-28-2015, 07:45 PM #24
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-28-2015, 07:25 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  yeah ok but no.. all my experiences were like

[Image: mind_blown.gif]

yeah.. so .. yeah..

Really?



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11-28-2015, 08:04 PM #25
Coolchick Member
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(11-28-2015, 07:45 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(11-28-2015, 07:25 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  yeah ok but no.. all my experiences were like

[Image: mind_blown.gif]

yeah.. so .. yeah..

Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmVILOvmfA

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yes really.

well, not so much the 'yesss's' .. more the 'oh god's'...

see i do talk to God.
i am sure He appreciates it too.

Just Plain Nuts.



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