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I AM LOOKING FOR A HUNCHBACK
04-12-2016, 03:03 PM #1
MARTHA Incognito Anonymous
 
since my hunchback husband died last October 10th, I have been plagued with bad luck.
My landlord evicted me for being behind with the rent, I lost my part time job and my car seized after being hit at the back on the motorway by a girl texting on her cell phone.
My husband of 44 years was a full blown hunchback and a very thoughtful and sweet man.
He was the love of my life and he was the best lover ever.
every night I used to cuddle him to sleep by rubbing his hunch and it has brought us continuous good luck.
I believe with all my heart that hunches bring good luck and no hunches bring bad luck.
I have been seeking a new hunch back husband on line and off line but there are none available in fact many people wonder what I am talking about because they have never seen one??
and yet in the old days hunch back men were so common that every single village had at least one.
whatever happened ?
04-12-2016, 03:32 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Get a prosthetic hunch to rub for good luck. Maybe you'll find someone who'd wear it for you.

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04-12-2016, 03:48 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Hunchbacks can never be straight up with you, just find some random guy and make him wear a backpack under his tee shirt. Problem solved, you'll thank me for this someday Martha.
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04-12-2016, 06:12 PM #4
Coolchick Member
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İmage


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you might look for a dating site..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-12-2016, 06:27 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Google dating sites for hunchbacks and their admirers... and there's no results.

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04-12-2016, 07:18 PM #6
Coolchick Member
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well that is very sad..
:(

maybe Martha can start one..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-12-2016, 07:42 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Yeah I'd support that.

Is it Martha Stewart you think btw?
04-12-2016, 08:08 PM #8
Coolchick Member
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(04-12-2016, 07:42 PM)Octo Wrote:  Yeah I'd support that.

Is it Martha Stewart you think btw?

no.. i think it is clearly martha cranmer oliver's ghost..

' In the same year her performance of Helen in the ‘Hunchback’ won such praise from the critics that Buckstone offered her an engagement at the Haymarket.'

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Oliver,_M...28DNB00%29

i am pretty sure this is where she fell in love..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-12-2016, 08:12 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Funny I was thinking too at first Martha must have ended up in a time warp zone, maybe struck by lightning or something weirder. No question were there, to Martha's recollection as well, a fair number of hunchbacks roaming the streets when she was young.
04-12-2016, 08:21 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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The good old days when birth defects were common, and the plague ran rampant.

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04-12-2016, 08:28 PM #11
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(04-12-2016, 08:12 PM)Octo Wrote:  Funny I was thinking too at first Martha must have ended up in a time warp zone, maybe struck by lightning or something weirder. No question were there, to Martha's recollection as well, a fair number of hunchbacks roaming the streets when she was young.

yes.. a wandering ghost searching for her lost love..

İmage

it is very sad..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-12-2016, 09:08 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Very sad yes...

Maybe Martha could look elsewhere for a hunchback. I think Eastern Europe could probably host a few of them still. A Romanian hunchback, doesn't that sound sexy?

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04-12-2016, 09:09 PM #13
Coolchick Member
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or she could go to a few sites..

there are sure to be some..

Just Plain Nuts.
04-13-2016, 01:14 AM #14
White Ribbon call me
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Some creative writing for this Martha man..

Next time maybe mention he had two pee pee's then it would be more believable..

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04-13-2016, 07:03 AM #15
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Or three... at least his pants would fit him like a glove.

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