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I Am David Wilcock - These Threads About Me Are Totally False
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07-12-2013, 05:07 PM #31
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(07-12-2013, 04:44 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Unicorn scenes from one of the most beautiful and strangest color movies ever made...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_(film)

Legend - Ridley Scott - 1985 >

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fYb0UKAniY


David here. I AM NOT finding this humorous at all. C'mon, let's grow up now, shall we?
07-12-2013, 05:14 PM #32
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07-12-2013, 05:39 PM #33
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David here. You know, I had real hope for kritter box. It seems to be a conspiracy forum a notch or two above the rest . But after coming here and expecting to find adults I have found nothing but sophomoric children.

It's obvious you guys need A LOT of help in the spirituality department. I can tell from your responses. Givin' my impeccable track record I don't understand why you don't accept my offer for help. I could take you all to the next level. I can bring you to the brink of ascension, but guys need to drop the jokes and get a bit serious!



07-12-2013, 05:45 PM #34
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"I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven."

- Jesus

Just saying. Who are you to judge?
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07-12-2013, 05:54 PM #35
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(07-12-2013, 05:45 PM)Octo Wrote:  "I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven."

- Jesus

Just saying. Who are you to judge?


I don't like to brag but I'm an ascended master. Maybe not quite as ascended as Jesus, but I'm one of the only known AMs today. I am here for your service.

In Light - D Wilcock
07-12-2013, 05:59 PM #36
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Alright. You can start by grabbing a beer and chilling out a bit. It's Friday and I'm sure ascended masters let their hair down once in a while too.

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07-12-2013, 06:00 PM #37
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(07-12-2013, 05:39 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here. You know, I had real hope for kritter box. It seems to be a conspiracy forum a notch or two above the rest .

It's obvious you guys need A LOT of help in the spirituality department.

If your really you or whoever you are theres really no reason to feel the need to defend and proclaim and advertise the obvious...

The entire greed driven human race needs spiritual assistance but not the types of help that result in the mind warping effects of organized religions...
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07-12-2013, 06:08 PM #38
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(07-12-2013, 05:59 PM)Octo Wrote:  Alright. You can start by grabbing a beer and chilling out a bit. It's Friday and I'm sure ascended masters let their hair down once in a while too.

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I've abstained from all intoxicants since the mid 90's. I love to chill out, but don't need beer to do it. That would only lower my frequency.
But I'll cheers you with a nice silver needle tea!

Cheers friend!beercheer.gif
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07-12-2013, 06:18 PM #39
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Dcock here,

Ascension anyone? Let me know.

Cheers

İmage
07-12-2013, 06:22 PM #40
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07-12-2013, 06:25 PM #41
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07-12-2013, 06:32 PM #42
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ad master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread
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07-12-2013, 06:33 PM #43
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(07-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  an ascended master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread


fixed
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07-12-2013, 06:37 PM #44
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(07-12-2013, 06:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  an ascended master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread


fixed


David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.
07-12-2013, 06:38 PM #45
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Well if he wants to hang out here that's fine. But trying to "help" us in the spiritual department is a disaster waiting to happen.

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