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I Am David Wilcock - These Threads About Me Are Totally False
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07-12-2013, 06:39 PM #46
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(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  an ascended master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread


fixed


David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.

I don't care who you are
and what you claim.
If you were truly an ascended master you could manifest matter from thin air
so
a HUGE STFU to you there buddy.
You can use that "certification" for to wipe yer own arsehole
07-12-2013, 06:40 PM #47
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07-12-2013, 06:44 PM #48
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(07-12-2013, 06:39 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  an ascended master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread


fixed


David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.

I don't care who you are
and what you claim.
If you were truly an ascended master you could manifest matter from thin air
so
a HUGE STFU to you there buddy.
You can use that "certification" for to wipe yer own arsehole


Foolishness. You have no idea what it means to be an ascended master. I try NOT to highlight my miracles. I only slipped up once and performed one at my conference in Austin a year and a half ago when I flew out of a window. I was trying to inspire the audience into seeing what is possible if you follow my path. However it backfired because started concentrating more on my flying out of a window then on the importance of self development. Yes, even I make mistakes. So I will not do miracles in front of people unless I absolutely have to.
07-12-2013, 06:44 PM #49
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(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.


Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?
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07-12-2013, 06:46 PM #50
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(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:39 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:33 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:32 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  an ascended master" would never admit to being one.


Watch out people
the stupid burns on this thread


fixed


David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.

I don't care who you are
and what you claim.
If you were truly an ascended master you could manifest matter from thin air
so
a HUGE STFU to you there buddy.
You can use that "certification" for to wipe yer own arsehole


Foolishness. You have no idea what it means to be an ascended master. I try NOT to highlight my miracles. I only slipped up once and performed one at my conference in Austin a year and a half ago when I flew out of a window. I was trying to inspire the audience into seeing what is possible if you follow my path. However it backfired because started concentrating more on my flying out of a window then on the importance of self development. Yes, even I make mistakes. So I will not do miracles in front of people unless I absolutely have to.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(breaths in)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(breaths in)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(passes out)
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07-12-2013, 06:48 PM #51
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(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.


Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.
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07-12-2013, 06:49 PM #52
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(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.


Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.


seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time
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07-12-2013, 06:51 PM #53
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(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.


Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.


seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
07-12-2013, 06:51 PM #54
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This thread is already epic. lmao.gif
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07-12-2013, 06:54 PM #55
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(07-12-2013, 06:51 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:37 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  David here...

I was certified almost 2 years ago now in Nepal. I am not trying to brag, I am an officially recognized ascended master.


Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.


seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
[/amquote

My left nutsack is more "ascended" than you will EVER be

here mr "master"
what brainwave state is initialized when meditating?
What is the prayer said in order to access the records?
What is the PRIMETIME for contact with spirit?
answer these mr "master"
my left nutsack knows.
07-12-2013, 06:56 PM #56
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07-12-2013, 06:56 PM #57
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srry to troll


BUT

NEVER trust anyone claiming to be "ascended"
a TRUE ascended one
would NEVER admit to being one

HUMILITY and all that jazz

this guy has gone FULL retard
07-12-2013, 06:57 PM #58
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07-12-2013, 06:59 PM #59
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Real Dcock here,

You join our league of fairly amorous gentleman AKA buddhism and you can be just like Dcok (me)

I am the Hoff of buddhism

Cheers
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07-12-2013, 06:59 PM #60
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(07-12-2013, 06:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:51 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.




seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
[/amquote

My left nutsack is more "ascended" than you will EVER be

here mr "master"
what brainwave state is initialized when meditating?
What is the prayer said in order to access the records?
What is the PRIMETIME for contact with spirit?
answer these mr "master"
my left nutsack knows.


David here...

When someone starts a thread with 'my left nustsack' I know now to even entertain it.
BTW, how many nutsacks do you have? lol. You sound like you have a genetic caused deformity if you have more than one nutsack. (I prefer the turn scrotum)

All joking aside. Anyway it seems like you have a lot of pent up anger. This is not healthy and will create blockages in the flow of prana through your meridians. I really suggest you contact me at my website for a private consultation, it will do you worlds of good friend.

I know in your heart you have no malice towards me.

In Light! ~ David



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