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I Am David Wilcock - These Threads About Me Are Totally False
07-12-2013, 06:59 PM #61
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(07-12-2013, 06:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:51 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  Officially recognized? By whom? The council of ascended masters?


By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.


seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
[/amquote

my left nutsack knows.

Wait a minute...Just curious...You have two nut sacks?...Hmmm?...I have one sack containing two ovalish family jewels...(*-*)
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07-12-2013, 07:04 PM #62
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(07-12-2013, 06:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:51 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:48 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  By the United Council Of Buddhist Monks of Nepal. I was tested and verified at Mahamakut Buddhist University.




seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
[/amquote

My left nutsack is more "ascended" than you will EVER be

here mr "master"
what brainwave state is initialized when meditating?
What is the prayer said in order to access the records?
What is the PRIMETIME for contact with spirit?
answer these mr "master"
my left nutsack knows.


David here...

When someone starts a thread with 'my left nustsack' I know now to even entertain it.
BTW, how many nutsacks do you have? lol. You sound like you have a genetic caused deformity if you have more than one nutsack. (I prefer the turn scrotum)

All joking aside. Anyway it seems like you have a lot of pent up anger. This is not healthy and will create blockages in the flow of prana through your meridians. I really suggest you contact me at my website for a private consultation, it will do you worlds of good friend.

I know in your heart you have no malice towards me.

In Light! ~ David


oh but I DO have malice towards YOU and anyone else who claims to be a "leader" or religious moron
you are a FALSE prophet
and I take it PERSONALLY to DESTROY you ALL.
You want to be a wolf in sheep clothing?
YOU want to ROB people by conning them into believeing your fairy tale BS?
I will send my energy your way
wolf in sheeps clothing

lets see how you like THAT

and YES I have 2 nutsacks
one left one right
and if you hold em just right
it looks like a BRAIN

I have 2 BRAINS

incming psycic energy
PREPARE YOURSELF


PEW PEW PEW


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07-12-2013, 07:06 PM #63
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4balls
2nutsacks


im a genetic breeding animal with phycic abilities


I flew out a window on the back of a giant unibrow mouse with wings like a bat
we went to nevernever land and conqured the forces of grey.

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-12-2013, 07:07 PM #64
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(07-12-2013, 07:04 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:51 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 06:49 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  seriously
no one is buying this crap
go jump out of a window (again)

for real this time


David here...
It seems you are not yet awake my friend. I suggest you start at my website and watch The 2012 Enigma. This is a good starting point for you.

In Light -- David
[/amquote

My left nutsack is more "ascended" than you will EVER be

here mr "master"
what brainwave state is initialized when meditating?
What is the prayer said in order to access the records?
What is the PRIMETIME for contact with spirit?
answer these mr "master"
my left nutsack knows.


David here...

When someone starts a thread with 'my left nustsack' I know now to even entertain it.
BTW, how many nutsacks do you have? lol. You sound like you have a genetic caused deformity if you have more than one nutsack. (I prefer the turn scrotum)

All joking aside. Anyway it seems like you have a lot of pent up anger. This is not healthy and will create blockages in the flow of prana through your meridians. I really suggest you contact me at my website for a private consultation, it will do you worlds of good friend.

I know in your heart you have no malice towards me.

In Light! ~ David


oh but I DO have malice towards YOU and anyone else who claims to be a "leader" or religious moron
you are a FALSE prophet
and I take it PERSONALLY to DESTROY you ALL.
You want to be a wolf in sheep clothing?
YOU want to ROB people by conning them into believeing your fairy tale BS?
I will send my energy your way
wolf in sheeps clothing

lets see how you like THAT

and YES I have 2 nutsacks
one left one right
and if you hold em just right
it looks like a BRAIN

I have 2 BRAINS

incming psycic energy
PREPARE YOURSELF


PEW PEW PEW





David here...
lol.gif You are very funny my friend. Totally lost, but very funny. I wish you Godspeed on your life's path.

In Light - David
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07-12-2013, 07:08 PM #65
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07-12-2013, 07:09 PM #66
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,578 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
There are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people. We all have to do it our own way. Anyone who claims to be enlightened and wants followers is a charlatan in my book.
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07-12-2013, 07:10 PM #67
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(07-12-2013, 07:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  There are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people. We all have to do it our own way. Anyone who claims to be enlightened and wants followers is a charlatan in my book.


AMEN
I LOVE you OCTO
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07-12-2013, 07:11 PM #68
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(07-12-2013, 07:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  There are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people. We all have to do it our own way. Anyone who claims to be enlightened and wants followers is a charlatan in my book.


I have an offer for you Octo. I have lurked around Kritterbox for a while and you seem like a stand up guy or gal. Email me at my website and I will give you a free ticket to one of my conferences. Then come back here and write an honest report on how you feel about my work.
Fair?

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07-12-2013, 07:12 PM #69
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(07-12-2013, 06:59 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Real Dcock here,

You join our league of fairly amorous gentleman AKA buddhism and you can be just like Dcok (me)

I am the Hoff of buddhism

Cheers


The C0ck here,

From now on I will known as "The C0ck"

Cheers

İmage

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07-12-2013, 07:14 PM #70
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my psycic battle video wont work
dam


I am sending the full force of my pschic attack NOW

Bwah bwahbwah bwah
nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh
vrrrpvrrrppvrrrrppvrrrp

weeeoooweeeoooweeeooo

hahaha

HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
Hes probably dead now.

07-12-2013, 07:21 PM #71
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,578 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-12-2013, 07:11 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 07:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  There are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people. We all have to do it our own way. Anyone who claims to be enlightened and wants followers is a charlatan in my book.


I have an offer for you Octo. I have lurked around Kritterbox for a while and you seem like a stand up guy or gal. Email me at my website and I will give you a free ticket to one of my conferences. Then come back here and write an honest report on how you feel about my work.
Fair?


It's only fair if you pay for my plane ticket (both ways) from Finland to wherever your conference is. And I want my husband with me so you'll have to pay for his ticket too. If you agree, I'll do it.
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07-12-2013, 07:26 PM #72
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ok I am channeling the two masters of the universe
Valuga and Skeletor
they have a message for you (in an Irish accent)
ahem...............

"oh David me boy........when are you gonna come out of the closet there laddie? "


"we all KNOW yer a manboy.......the whole world does laddie..........."

valuga:
"cough cough"

this is all.
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07-12-2013, 07:29 PM #73
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(07-12-2013, 07:21 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 07:11 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-12-2013, 07:09 PM)Octo Wrote:  There are as many paths to enlightenment as there are people. We all have to do it our own way. Anyone who claims to be enlightened and wants followers is a charlatan in my book.


I have an offer for you Octo. I have lurked around Kritterbox for a while and you seem like a stand up guy or gal. Email me at my website and I will give you a free ticket to one of my conferences. Then come back here and write an honest report on how you feel about my work.
Fair?



It's only fair if you pay for my plane ticket (both ways) from Finland to wherever your conference is. And I want my husband with me so you'll have to pay for his ticket too. If you agree, I'll do it.



David here...
I will most likely be giving a conference somewhere in Europe in 2014. It's a deal if you promise to write a FAIR review of the conference here! Thank you Octo.

07-12-2013, 07:31 PM #74
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,578 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh I'm fair alright, I can promise you that.
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07-12-2013, 07:37 PM #75
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(07-12-2013, 07:31 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh I'm fair alright, I can promise you that.


David here...

I wouldn't expect anything less from you Octo!




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