I Found Someones Passport But I Cant Find Her

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-07-2016, 04:42 PM

There it was last night, just laying there on the ground in an empty parking lot that i was driving through after work...

A real valid passport complete with color photo and travel stamps and name and date and place of birth, but no current address and no current phone number and shes not listed in the white pages, as usual these days and i refuse to pay money to sign up to some people search web site...

So like what do i do, meaning how do i find her, in other words how am i suppose to be able to locate her and return this valuable document?!

**Nomadic Wanderer** · 01-07-2016, 04:46 PM

(01-07-2016, 04:42 PM)Beautiful Void Wrote: There it was last night just laying there on the ground, a r real passport complete with color photo and travel stamps and name and date and place of birth...

But no current address and no current phone number and shes not listed in the white pages and i aint paying money to sign up to some people search web site so what do i do how do i find her?!

Is there an embassy or consulate nearby from whatever country its from?

If so, I would just drop it off there.

You could also do a name search on Facebook (assuming you do that), and her a message.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-07-2016, 05:00 PM

(01-07-2016, 04:46 PM)Nomadic Wanderer Wrote:
(01-07-2016, 04:42 PM)Beautiful Void Wrote: There it was last night just laying there on the ground, a r real passport complete with color photo and travel stamps and full name and date and place of birth...

But no current address and no current phone number and shes not listed in the white pages and i aint paying money to sign up to some people search web site so what do i do how do i find her?!

Is there an embassy or consulate nearby from whatever country its from?

If so, I would just drop it off there.

You could also do a name search on Facebook (assuming you do that), and her a message.

Shes not on face book, of course, or my life, or any other similar site and i aint driving 25 miles one way into Boston and yet i dont want her passport falling into the wrong hands, which aint mine...

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-07-2016, 05:14 PM

Knowing my friggin luck lately, something bad maybe happened to her, like worse case scenario, kidnapped or murdered and i will get accused of having something to do with it, just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and finding her passport, like how many people lose their passports?! like as they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, just for trying to do the right thing, i mean like, another worse case scenario, wouldnt a terrorist love to get their slimy hands around this hard to get valid document and then switch the photo and try to infiltrate something terrible...

**JayRodney** · 01-07-2016, 05:41 PM

I bet she was a terrorist and blew herself to molecules. Of course as we all know, passports are made of unobtainium and survive anything.
They are going to start making air plane black boxes from them.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-07-2016, 06:30 PM

(01-07-2016, 05:41 PM)JayRodney Wrote: I bet she was a terrorist and blew herself to molecules. Of course as we all know, passports are made of unobtainium and survive anything.
They are going to start making air plane black boxes from them.

Useless convenience store receipts have stayed in my pocket longer than this girls passport stayed inside hers like wtf?!

**JayRodney** · 01-07-2016, 06:34 PM

I knew a guy that had a wallet full of receipts, the damn thing looked like a square. He hoarded the things like I've never seen.
I made him get some out and some were over 4 years old.

**Octo** · 01-07-2016, 06:37 PM

Can't you turn it in to the nearest police station? That's what people do here when they find stuff like that.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-07-2016, 07:48 PM

(01-07-2016, 06:34 PM)JayRodney Wrote: I knew a guy that had a wallet full of receipts, the damn thing looked like a square. He hoarded the things like I've never seen.
I made him get some out and some were over 4 years old.

My grandfather was a miser as well as a compulsive hoarder, i mean like that guy saved EVERYTHING and threw away NOTHING like he saved hundreds of bags filled with hundreds of other bags and hundreds of boxes filled with hundreds of other boxes and he even maniacally saved hundreds of the plastic caps from liquid dish soap bottles and hundreds of spring water gallon caps and hundreds of empty plastic pill bottles, ect ect ect, you name it he saved it, i mean like there was a single file pathway going throughout his house and cellar and attic and garage, surrounded by knee and waist and chest high drifts of useless meaningless junk strewn and piled EVERYWHERE, that eventually we had to clean up, i mean, throw it all away and hurl most of it right where most of those deranged fire hazards belonged, into the friggin trash and into the dump, ending up pissed off with sore backs while doing it over and over again and again and again...

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 01-07-2016, 07:57 PM

CALL THE ƒükking EMBASSY AS STATED IN FIRST REPLY

They'll do the rest , they will send her to you to get it , you don't
have to go anywhere with it .

nuff said ?

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-08-2016, 12:31 PM

(01-07-2016, 07:57 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: CALL THE ƒükking EMBASSY AS STATED IN FIRST REPLY

They'll do the rest , they will send her to you to get it , you don't
have to go anywhere with it .

nuff said ?

If she comes to me i wont do it, but if she cums on me, no need to twist my arm...

I mean like surely a lost and found passports gotta be worth at least a hand job?!

Cuz let me tell ya shes thirty years old and hot with blue eyes born in California!

Just my friggin luck, ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa (*=*)

Just telling it like it is, just saying what i think, that most people are afraid to do...

01-08-2016, 12:33 PM

(01-07-2016, 05:41 PM)JayRodney Wrote: I bet she was a terrorist and blew herself to molecules. Of course as we all know, passports are made of unobtainium and survive anything.
They are going to start making air plane black boxes from them.

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-08-2016, 12:42 PM

After some astute internet surfing and searching, i managed to find her address and believe it or not, although she was born in California, shes living like only 2 miles down the street from me in the same town, like whata the odds of that? i dunno? but i'm like 95% sure its her, same age and same full name including her middle name, but i think shes gotten married since getting her passport, but anyways, even though i dont have a phone number to call her first, which i would rather do, later today before work i'm gonna drive over there and knock on her door and whatever happens we'll see and hopefully, although i'm definitely not gods gift to women, shes already sick and tired of her husband, ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)

**Wicked Oblivion** · 01-08-2016, 12:58 PM

01-08-2016, 02:03 PM

(01-08-2016, 12:42 PM)Beautiful Void Wrote: After some astute internet surfing and searching, i managed to find her address and believe it or not, although she was born in California, shes living like only 2 miles down the street from me in the same town, like whata the odds of that? i dunno? but i'm like 95% sure its her, same age and same full name including her middle name, but i think shes gotten married since getting her passport, but anyways, even though i dont have a phone number to call her first, which i would rather do, later today before work i'm gonna drive over there and knock on her door and whatever happens we'll see and hopefully, although i'm definitely not gods gift to women, shes already sick and tired of her husband, ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH6Xfw8Kkus

i wouldn't necessarily approach this from an angle that you're gonna score some pussy.