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10-19-2017, 06:13 PM #16
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read it again

" She wrote " Me " <----<<< off as a lousy Husband "

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10-19-2017, 07:26 PM #17
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-19-2017, 06:13 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  read it again

" She wrote " Me " <----<<< off as a lousy Husband "

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Just your imagination or deeper self writing yourself off.
10-19-2017, 08:52 PM #18
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who cares ?

I still get laid by younger Women
10-19-2017, 10:08 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-19-2017, 08:52 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  who cares ?

I still get laid by younger Women

Who cares?

I picked a few from the list just from our brief interaction here. Can you guess which ones?

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Now, as a public service I have prepared a list of throwback red flags you (women) need to look out for:

1. Still tethered to mom and/or birth family after age 35 - If they tell you their family comes first, you never will.
2. Over age 40 and having had either one (usually) short marriage and/or very few or no long term relationships. Don’t fret over not being able to grab this one, despite his age, this person, who physically looks like a man, is still a boy, and chances are he has a secret that only the liquor store knows for sure.
3. Hangs with a bunch of guys who fall into # 2 listed above or are terrible husbands.
4. Brags about how his children will always come first, and he’s an empty-nester. See explanation in #1 listed above. They’re well meaning, but terribly misguided.
5. You’re not sure what he does for a living. Sometimes he’s working, sometimes not, but whatever it is he does, there’s no name for it, when he talks about it you don’t understand it, and no one has ever seen him do it.
6. He wistfully talks about the good old days when he used to be successful. When times were good, he bought his women expensive jewelry and cars like they were a penny a pound, he traveled the world and had his picture taken with Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela and they asked for his advice. But today, all he can give you is a toothpick after you pay for dinner. Don’t worry, he says, the good days shall return ... in the meantime, can you loan him a hundred bucks?
7. Never ignores a short skirt, pretty leg, ample booty or boobs size B cup and above. No explanation necessary.
8. Misunderstands or doesn’t understand most of what you say. Sorry, but there are a ton of men out there who look and dress well but just don’t have many kilowatts upstairs. If you say, “I am looking for a man who is capable of emotional intimacy,” and his defense is, “I am very emotional,” run!
9. Smokes pot, uses drugs. Those of us who are still alive and lively appreciate men who are present, motivated, energized, and healthy. Pot suspends your ability to tune into other people. Need I say more?
10. Hates his job. If you don’t like what you’re doing, make a plan to do something else, then do it. Stagnation is a turn-off, and the top 5 percent wouldn’t dream of it.
11. Doesn’t monitor his health. He’s sick and a tooth is loose but he won’t go to the doctor or the dentist. Girls, if he doesn’t get check ups, doesn’t floss, and avoids doctors you’ll be dating a ticking time bomb with no teeth, and worse, he’s the type who won’t get vïäģřå when the day comes.
12. Unemployed trust fund kid. These guys have the bucks, but are as boring as freeze-dried hamburger and have the maturity of a 15-year-old.
13. Personalito Nondevelopmento. Speaking of boring ...
14. Not curious. You’re together and he never (or barely) asks you anything about you - good Lord the minutes will tick by slowly with this one - and if not you, what is he interested in, anyway?
15. Controlling. Wants final say over what you think, feel, believe, do and where you go? No thanks, dude.
16. Poor provider. A mutual decision for him to stay home with the kids is OK, but there’s no bigger turn-off than a man who is unwilling to be a provider.
10-20-2017, 05:46 AM #20
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another List ?

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10-20-2017, 06:46 PM #21
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Conversation of Two Women as they watched Kaylem slam her Tongue across mine .

Woman #1 " GAWD , wouldn't you like that to be You ? "

#2 " Oh God no " ( bullshitting herself and #2 , because of Jealousy " )

#1 " Well they're making me Hot "

#2 just watches

#1 " Look at the hands on him "

#2 Watches and gets moist all over her Panties

Rog' and Kaylem Making out after the #2 woman pissed Kaylem Off .


Ok
The story is this

The woman I call #1 ,

is actually a Contract Hypnotherapist for the ğkking C.I.A. , her team just set up this meeting

of Woman #2 and myself ,

Kaylem was my current Girlfriend of that time ( 1986 )

Woman #2 was a woman I was acquainted with during my High School days , she had been Busted in Mexico
while traveling on Cocaine smuggling Plane that was connected to the Iran/Contra Fiasco of the Regan Administration .

Woman #1 was the Hypnotherapist that showed up to Hypnotize me to forget what I read in Top Secret
Government Documents .

WAIT ! STOP !

The same C.I.A. CONNECTED WOMAN that Hypnotized me , is with a Lady Friend of mine from High School Days

and they come to a Cafe / Saloon as me and my YOUNG Girlfriend arrive for Breakfast ,, ?????????????

Ms. Hypno ( woman #1 )

So Ms Hypno is driving my old lady friend around while they STALK me ,,,

and they show up claiming I'm Following / Stalking my high School days Friend

sounds like Orchestrated Theatrics in the way the C.I.A. sets them up .

Sorry Gayla

Kaylem and myself , watched her Hypnotize you at Blue Moon Saloon that day in 1986 .

She did so , within seconds of you watching her Hypnotize me .

it was Staged for us Gayla .

some of the Memory that they Blocked out of your mind , is connected to moments we were together .
sorry Gayla
They do that shït just to get their kicks .



#1
10-20-2017, 06:56 PM #22
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:1,934 Threads:154 Joined:Apr 2013
(10-19-2017, 05:53 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh she was always pining for it and embarked on her own adventures. She probably had treesomes all the time and wrote about it in her log book.

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"Log book"

A triple entendre! You just don't see those every day.

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Pray for me. hug.gif
10-20-2017, 07:07 PM #23
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,937 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
If it's any comfort Gayla

I watched several of them over the years , die in accidents as they attempted to set up
Theatrics to ğck with me .

Karma does that just to give us our Kicks .

SPLAT DEAD went the Agents . lol.gif yay.gif yay.gif yay.gif yay.gif

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ğck 'em , they deserved Death .

the less of them
the Happier we are .
10-20-2017, 07:09 PM #24
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,937 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-20-2017, 06:56 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(10-19-2017, 05:53 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh she was always pining for it and embarked on her own adventures. She probably had treesomes all the time and wrote about it in her log book.

yup.gif

"Log book"

A triple entendre! You just don't see those every day.

blonde.gif

You're in the wrong thread Below average Genius hug.gif lmao.gif
10-20-2017, 07:11 PM #25
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,937 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-20-2017, 06:46 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Conversation of Two Women as they watched Kaylem slam her Tongue across mine .

Woman #1 " GAWD , wouldn't you like that to be You ? "

#2 " Oh God no " ( bullshitting herself and #2 , because of Jealousy " )

#1 " Well they're making me Hot "

#2 just watches

#1 " Look at the hands on him "

#2 Watches and gets moist all over her Panties

Rog' and Kaylem Making out after the #2 woman pissed Kaylem Off .


Ok
The story is this

The woman I call #1 ,

is actually a Contract Hypnotherapist for the ƒükking C.I.A.  , her team just set up this meeting

of Woman #2 and myself ,

Kaylem was my current Girlfriend of that time ( 1986 )

Woman #2 was a woman I was acquainted with during my High School days , she had been Busted in Mexico
while traveling on Cocaine smuggling Plane that was connected to the Iran/Contra Fiasco of the Regan Administration .

Woman #1 was the Hypnotherapist that showed up to Hypnotize me to forget what I read in Top Secret
Government Documents .

WAIT ! STOP !

The same C.I.A. CONNECTED WOMAN that Hypnotized me , is with a Lady Friend of mine from High School Days

and they come to a Cafe / Saloon as me and my YOUNG Girlfriend arrive for Breakfast ,, ?????????????

Ms. Hypno ( woman #1 )

So Ms Hypno is driving my old lady friend around while they STALK me ,,,

and they show up claiming I'm Following / Stalking my high School days Friend

sounds like Orchestrated Theatrics in the way the C.I.A. sets them up .

Sorry Gayla

Kaylem and myself , watched her Hypnotize you at Blue Moon Saloon that day in 1986 .

She did so , within seconds of you watching her Hypnotize me .

it was Staged for us Gayla .

some of the Memory that they Blocked out of your mind , is connected to moments we were together .
sorry Gayla
They do that shït just to get their kicks .



#1

Karma Kicks will arrive this day .

and I get to watch from the sidelines .
10-21-2017, 12:16 AM #26
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,217 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-20-2017, 06:56 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(10-19-2017, 05:53 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh she was always pining for it and embarked on her own adventures. She probably had treesomes all the time and wrote about it in her log book.

yup.gif

"Log book"

A triple entendre! You just don't see those every day.

blonde.gif

This place is special, you may even catch a glimpse of a unicorn or a rare pokemon here
10-21-2017, 12:26 AM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,937 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Even Cobwebs
10-21-2017, 12:29 AM #28
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,217 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
It's Halloween decorations ffs
10-21-2017, 01:19 AM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,937 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
want Halloween ?

post a pic of my Mug with Mouth open and a dead bug on my Tongue .
10-21-2017, 02:01 AM #30
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:1,934 Threads:154 Joined:Apr 2013
(10-21-2017, 01:19 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  want Halloween ?

post a pic of my Mug with Mouth open and a dead bug on my Tongue .

Halloween?...Or your supper?

Pray for me. hug.gif



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