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I Have Took Legal Advice Before Posting This.
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12-13-2018, 01:56 PM #1
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I’ve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all members/guests of 'Kritterbox'

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
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12-13-2018, 01:58 PM #2
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(1 minute ago)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  At this time of the year it’s difficult to know what to say without offending someone. So I’ve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all members/guests of 'Kritterbox'

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

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12-13-2018, 04:31 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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We thank they for their well wishes.

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NO HOMO!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-13-2018, 06:25 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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It's took legal advice or have taken

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12-13-2018, 07:51 PM #5
Me? Incognito Anonymous
 
(1 hour ago)Octo Wrote:  It's took legal advice or have taken

İmage

chuckle.gif Maybe the he/she/er is using white privilege grammar or fluid pan gender speak? I would ask but wouldn't want to trigger.
12-15-2018, 10:23 AM #6
Imposter Member
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Sounds like your legal advisor is Jewish.
12-19-2018, 02:37 PM #7
Sandy Incognito Anonymous
 
OP, you're not actually paying for that advice right?
12-19-2018, 03:43 PM #8
Strigoi Diavolul
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İmage

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Un Strigoi printre noi
12-20-2018, 03:04 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,377 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
Ok man , since I ain't got no legal advisor ,, I'm gonna just have to wing it here .

first , thank you OP for being thoughtful ( I mean that sincerely )

Second , happy Hippy Holidays to all .

Third ( and again , sincerely ) The moment I notice any difference between myself and the people around me ,,
I smile at them and point out they're probably standing on one of my Body Parts .

There's a Forth , but it's been a long day already ,

so I'll just leave ya'all with ,,,

????
what cool thing would you people say as you depart this thread ?

well ,, say that to you for me , and thank you .


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12-28-2018, 03:54 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Symptoms of a live awakening.

Just feeling good all over.
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12-28-2018, 10:43 PM #11
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(12-20-2018, 03:04 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Ok man , since I ain't got no legal advisor ,, I'm gonna just have to wing it here .

first , thank you OP for being thoughtful ( I mean that sincerely )

Second , happy Hippy Holidays to all .

Third ( and again , sincerely ) The moment I notice any difference between myself and the people around me ,,
I smile at them and point out they're probably standing on one of my Body Parts .

There's a Forth , but it's been a long day already ,

so I'll just leave ya'all with ,,,

????
what cool thing would you people say as you depart this thread ?

well ,, say that to you for me , and thank you .

Forth vs. Fourth :-)
12-29-2018, 05:36 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,377 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
(6 hours ago)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-20-2018, 04:04 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Ok man , since I ain't got no legal advisor ,, I'm gonna just have to wing it here .

first , thank you OP for being thoughtful ( I mean that sincerely )

Second , happy Hippy Holidays to all .

Third ( and again , sincerely ) The moment I notice any difference between myself and the people around me ,,
I smile at them and point out they're probably standing on one of my Body Parts .

There's a Forth , but it's been a long day already ,

so I'll just leave ya'all with ,,,

????
what cool thing would you people say as you depart this thread ?

well ,, say that to you for me , and thank you .

Forth vs. Fourth  :-)

Did I mention it's been a long day , chuckle.gif

besides , the " u " button on my laptop ,,, ah fekk it

ya got me on gramarrrrararar
so ,,,

have a kanip already


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