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I Was 18 She Was 36
12-07-2015, 09:22 PM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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So many years ago, although it seems like only yesterday, my very first intimate encounter with a beautiful woman who was literally almost as old as my mother and with Animal Magnetism she went down on me like a luscious beast without surfacing for air for over forty minutes, during the entire length of Led Zeppelin IV that was blasting through the darkness out from within my cars radio and as that awesome records final song When The Levee Breaks was playing, my levee exploded all over her...

12-07-2015, 10:33 PM #2
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Woah... jailbait [Image: xaB9D.gif]


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12-08-2015, 02:15 AM #3
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Dear Penthouse.......
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I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
12-08-2015, 03:19 AM #4
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12-08-2015, 02:46 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I was in that situation once. She was the mother of my little sister's friend. I abstained because I was in a relationship. My sister recently sent me a recent pic of the woman.


GOD DAMN I'm glad I didn't do her!

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-08-2015, 03:54 PM #6
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Like my Grandma always told me, woman are like dog shit, the older they are the easier they are to pick up. coffeetime.gif

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12-08-2015, 04:51 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-08-2015, 03:54 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Like my Grandma always told me, woman are like dog shït, the older they are the easier they are to pick up. coffeetime.gif

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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
12-08-2015, 08:08 PM #8
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(12-08-2015, 03:54 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Like my Grandma always told me, woman are like dog shït, the older they are the easier they are to pick up. coffeetime.gif

wow grandma.. really..?

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-08-2015, 08:55 PM #9
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12-09-2015, 03:39 AM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
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(12-08-2015, 06:40 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Cougars are like that.. Always creepy when someone that much older wants sex with someone half their age.. Gag..
For me it was nothing but awesome and unforgettable, i mean like gawd damn, she was sooooo experienced and really good at it and just imagine young and totally inexperienced me, my first time, feeling all that sultry hot experience that she was sooooo good at performing, as i was figuratively and literally blown away by her and she must have really liked it as well, for she s###ed me, it, them actually, for over 40 incredible non stop minutes, like wow, in other words, like friggin wow (*=*)
12-09-2015, 02:11 PM #11
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(12-09-2015, 01:50 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  So you lost your virginity at 18?? blink.gif How old were you really with this cougar?

Did you munch out her peach after? Eh..

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Yes i was 18, a little later than some people, but still relatively young and probably earlier than most people would admit and not with the lady of this thread, but someone else very soon after, unless her inflating and then exploding (popping just aint the right word) my balloon is considered losing my virginity, which it kinda is, but then kinda isnt...



Quote: "You get me loose I want ya that's all i do You leave me loose I want ya that's all i do"

"Make love to me right now Love me till i'm down"

"You make me groove I want ya that's all i do You let me groove I want ya that's all i do"

"Make love to me right now Love me till i'm down"

"Who are you? Your magic is strange and new Who are you I want ya that's all i do"

"Make love to me right now Love me till i'm down Make love to me right now Love me till i'm down"
12-09-2015, 02:36 PM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
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Whats crazy and quite profound, is how even after thirty years, i can still see and hear her, with sound and color memories, exactly what this lady looked like and sounded like and felt like, just as if it happened yesterday and maybe, somewhere in time, beyond our comprehension, thats exactly when it happened, or perhaps it will be tomorrow...

12-09-2015, 02:43 PM #13
Ruby Wolf Member
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(12-09-2015, 02:37 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Oh ok, fair enough.. Maybe Aussie start younger, 16 is the legal age here..

All that sunshine and beach..

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I was waiting for the right person, ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa (*=*) i mean like hey, not just anyone would have blown me away for literally more than forty minutes, non stop (think about how much time that actually is) i mean like how long does the average bj last? maybe 5 minutes? maybe 10 if she actually likes doing it? and maybe 15 with some chemical assistance? but either way, i'll bet anything thats about it at least 95% of the time, unless the guys lying (*-*)




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