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I am going to Elongate my Skull
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03-20-2017, 02:30 PM #1
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I have wrapped some rubber bands around my head right above my brow line. Ill let you know how it comes out.
failboat Show this Post
03-20-2017, 02:31 PM #2
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(03-20-2017, 02:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I have wrapped some rubber bands around my head right above my brow line. Ill let you know how it comes out.

how old are you?
03-20-2017, 02:45 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Indeed, pinheads are coming back.

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failboat Show this Post
03-20-2017, 03:05 PM #4
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(03-20-2017, 02:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Indeed, pinheads are coming back.

İmage

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03-20-2017, 04:05 PM #5
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(03-20-2017, 02:31 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-20-2017, 02:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I have wrapped some rubber bands around my head right above my brow line. Ill let you know how it comes out.

how old are you?

59
failboat Show this Post
03-20-2017, 04:18 PM #6
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(03-20-2017, 04:05 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(03-20-2017, 02:31 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-20-2017, 02:30 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I have wrapped some rubber bands around my head right above my brow line. Ill let you know how it comes out.

how old are you?

59

then you won't be able to do it. you have to start at a very young age. chuckle.gif
here's some further reading:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvaria_(skull)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrous_joint#Sutures
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fontanelle
03-20-2017, 04:19 PM #7
Stiggy Member
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I believe that has to be done at an earlier age, but I say go for it! chuckle.gif
03-20-2017, 06:16 PM #8
bohica Member
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A nice 3/4 inch wide large radiator hose clamp will work nicely.
Every third day or so you just have to cinch it up about 3/16 to a 1/4 inch adjustment.
Ever think of binding your feet?

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
03-21-2017, 12:24 AM #9
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Ddddddddddduuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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ohnobody Show this Post
03-21-2017, 04:17 AM #10
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If, You actually make more room in your cranium the next step would be to put more grey matter in the extra space. But it's tough to find a matching type that wont be rejected outright however because most brains are made of 75% water and 60% fat you can just use some distilled water and whatever type of meat fat that you currently ingest But there may be some unforeseen problems associated with this procedure.
There was another way to increase the brain function by merely adding more oxygen to what you are currently using by opening up the skull a bit to let more naturally occurring O2 in which involves a rock and a bunch of bandages as nothing bleeds like a head wound.
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vintagewine Show this Post
03-21-2017, 04:43 AM #11
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(03-20-2017, 02:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Indeed, pinheads are coming back.

at least that scene from hellraiser one, in the white room...... maybe itll join ya after the .. .. .. .
03-21-2017, 09:15 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Looking forward to that.

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