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I am stinking drunk. Ask me a questschan.
12-20-2014, 05:04 AM #1
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011

Hard work all week, ears are bleeding, trebles all ƒükkêd up.

Thought I deserved a few vodka shots chuckle.gif

And what the hell is wrong with people?
Is life somehow harder for them than for me?
Is growing a pair harder for certain men than for others?
Jeesuz effin christ.

Now, I don't claim to be the King Of Cool like flamin'
Crocodile Dundee myself, but shouldn't all who are smart
enough to survive into adulthood possess some sort of inner
self-mirroring capabilities? Even on a rudimentary level?

I won't trouble you all with details, but an old friend of
mine, in my own age, with a lot of the same rock'n'roll
experience just let me down in an awfully embarrassing
manner. I did not think such a thing possible. blink.gif

Oi vey, the way the energies and powers get focused in
a night out in this weird, tedious and wonderful bloody
fishtank of a town. gaah.gif

Anyway...all this suddenly lead to a feeling of enormous
wisdom suddenly available to my mind and heart.

So feel free to ask me anything.

I might delete this thread in the morning, though.
12-20-2014, 05:20 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,154 Threads:1,535 Joined:Feb 2011
No, we encourage drunk posting chuckle.gif

So wanna come for a coffee and alcohol balls on Sunday?
12-20-2014, 05:25 AM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
That'd be very nice.

Will have to get back to you when I find out what sort of Sunday plans Goldie's got.

Sounds good, I must say... drool.gif
12-20-2014, 06:51 AM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?

(Read next post for the answer)
12-20-2014, 06:52 AM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
Nothing you already told her twice...

Ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)
12-20-2014, 08:19 AM #6
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
Smolensk lol.gif

12-20-2014, 08:57 AM #7
misterbumps Member
Posts:979 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
I don't drink or smoke but hell it's the festive season and I wouldn't expect anything less especially if you've been working hard all week. Enjoy your session!


I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-20-2014, 09:03 AM #8
misterbumps Member
Posts:979 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
Here are my three questions to you....drum roll....

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?


I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-20-2014, 12:54 PM #9
NODOOM Truthtard
Posts:4,897 Threads:522 Joined:Sep 2012

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


12-20-2014, 03:00 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,154 Threads:1,535 Joined:Feb 2011
My second question to AS is; how's your hangover?

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12-20-2014, 03:48 PM #11
failboat Incognito Anonymous
how wasted are you on a scale from 0 to 10?
12-20-2014, 06:09 PM #12
golden locks Member
Posts:332 Threads:23 Joined:Jun 2014
oh so you started posting when I fell a sleep... chuckle.gif
I think everyone's shït goes down right the way it's supposed to, so we can learn.. 15.gif or not... coffeetime.gif

And will be happy to visit you guys tomorrow! wave.gif
12-20-2014, 06:47 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,154 Threads:1,535 Joined:Feb 2011
Excellent! Afternoon coffee then? I saved my fermented dates for you guys. chuckle.gif
failboat Show this Post
12-20-2014, 06:58 PM #14
failboat Incognito Anonymous
you all live in finland and are neighbors? blink.gif
that's kinda weird. 13.gif
12-20-2014, 07:11 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,154 Threads:1,535 Joined:Feb 2011
We're not neighbors. This place is so small it's difficult not to know everybody chuckle.gif



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