(04-07-2017, 03:12 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  

(04-07-2017, 02:15 PM)failboat Wrote:  i woke up at weird places a couple of times after partying...
one time i woke up in a fkn mansion and a guy had put a blanket on me and snuggled against me in his private cinema... that was fkn weird... a terence hill and bud spencer movie ran...   i still had my clothes on and my ass didn't feel raped or oozed cum so i guess nothing happened.
wr is going to love this story...


don't do drugs kids.  

I'm sure the drugs he gave you made you feel no ass rape went on.. We all know you took it up the butt and absorbed the cum inside you..


My dearest gal pal, woke up in an alley way in the city centre, she was only like 17, and her underwear was inside out and back to front.. She got ƒükkêd  alright..

 

you can actually absorb the cum in your butt?
what super power is that?

(04-07-2017, 03:14 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  It doesn't matter how out of it I ever got I always remember everything and even when smashed have my marbles, so I have never woken up at the wrong place.. It helps I never drank booze..

Booze makes you do dumb shït..

that's why i love booze.
i hate those angry drunks though.
i'm a funny drunk.

when i drink too much - like really really fkn much - i start talking about reptilians taking over the world. no shit.

Kitchen sponge is the superpower.  

(04-07-2017, 03:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  

(04-07-2017, 02:33 PM)failboat Wrote:  bet octo has some interesting stories to tell.

 No she doesn't.

tell us everything you know.

(04-07-2017, 03:20 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Kitchen sponge is the superpower.  

you're teaching me new things every day.

octo adopted me two weeks ago btw. she said i can call you daddy. :D

That actually happened to my family when I was a child. My mother woke up and found a man sleeping on our couch downstairs, as we never locked our front door to our house back in those days. She woke up my dad and he woke him up and told him to go home.

(04-07-2017, 03:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  

(04-07-2017, 02:33 PM)failboat Wrote:  bet octo has some interesting stories to tell.

 No she doesn't.

Not really if interesting means drinking so much that I wake up in weird places or stranger's beds Never done that believe it or not.