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I copped this house...
failboat Show this Post
04-07-2017, 03:17 PM #16
failboat Incognito Anonymous
(04-07-2017, 03:12 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  
(04-07-2017, 02:15 PM)failboat Wrote:  i woke up at weird places a couple of times after partying... 13.gif
orgazmo3.gif one time i woke up in a fkn mansion and a guy had put a blanket on me and snuggled against me in his private cinema... that was fkn weird... 13.gif a terence hill and bud spencer movie ran...  blink.gif i still had my clothes on and my ass didn't feel raped or oozed cum so i guess nothing happened. blonde.gif
wr is going to love this story... chuckle.gif

don't do drugs kids.  damned.gif

I'm sure the drugs he gave you made you feel no ass rape went on.. We all know you took it up the butt and absorbed the cum inside you..

My dearest gal pal, woke up in an alley way in the city centre, she was only like 17, and her underwear was inside out and back to front.. She got ƒükkêd  alright..

rofl.gif  rofl.gif

you can actually absorb the cum in your butt? damned.gif
what super power is that? chuckle.gif
failboat Show this Post
04-07-2017, 03:20 PM #17
failboat Incognito Anonymous
(04-07-2017, 03:14 PM)White Ribbon Wrote:  It doesn't matter how out of it I ever got I always remember everything and even when smashed have my marbles, so I have never woken up at the wrong place.. It helps I never drank booze..

Booze makes you do dumb shït..


that's why i love booze. 13.gif
i hate those angry drunks though.
i'm a funny drunk. beercheer.gif

when i drink too much - like really really fkn much - i start talking about reptilians taking over the world. 13.gif no shit.
04-07-2017, 03:20 PM #18
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Kitchen sponge is the superpower.  coffeetime.gif


failboat Show this Post
04-07-2017, 03:21 PM #19
failboat Incognito Anonymous
(04-07-2017, 03:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-07-2017, 02:33 PM)failboat Wrote:  bet octo has some interesting stories to tell. 13.gif

13.gif  No she doesn't.


tell us everything you know. lol.gif
failboat Show this Post
04-07-2017, 03:26 PM #20
failboat Incognito Anonymous
(04-07-2017, 03:20 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Kitchen sponge is the superpower.  coffeetime.gif


you're teaching me new things every day. chuckle.gif

octo adopted me two weeks ago btw. she said i can call you daddy. :D
04-07-2017, 04:24 PM #21
US nli Incognito Anonymous
That actually happened to my family when I was a child. My mother woke up and found a man sleeping on our couch downstairs, as we never locked our front door to our house back in those days. She woke up my dad and he woke him up and told him to go home.
04-07-2017, 04:59 PM #22
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,271 Threads:1,579 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-07-2017, 03:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-07-2017, 02:33 PM)failboat Wrote:  bet octo has some interesting stories to tell. 13.gif

13.gif  No she doesn't.


Not really if interesting means drinking so much that I wake up in weird places or stranger's beds 13.gif Never done that believe it or not.



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