I eat salad, play with toy helicopters and wack off, but not after breaking into a house

04-03-2018, 03:36 PM

Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

**Strigoi** · 04-03-2018, 03:44 PM

You fap a lot German dude?

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 04-03-2018, 04:37 PM

" Only in Florida "

Interesting to me is , with most Women 18 to 28 in Fla. working as Strippers ,,

why are there so many Men Fapping ?

Fap Capital ?

well ,, Fap about this then

**Octo** · 04-03-2018, 04:46 PM

Quote:At some point while inside the home, he ate a salad he happened to have with him,

wtf

**Cynicalabsurdance** · 04-03-2018, 04:50 PM

Fap with one Hand , Salad in the other ?

Who held the Fork ?

**JayRodney** · 04-03-2018, 05:27 PM

(04-03-2018, 03:36 PM)Random German Guy Wrote: Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

Yes a helicopter will distract the fapper.

04-03-2018, 05:30 PM

(04-03-2018, 03:36 PM)Random German Guy Wrote: Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

**Baron Samedi** · 04-03-2018, 07:33 PM

(04-03-2018, 04:46 PM)Octo Wrote:
Quote:At some point while inside the home, he ate a salad he happened to have with him,

wtf

Typical snowflake

04-03-2018, 11:51 PM

Did he toss his salad?