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I eat salad, play with toy helicopters and wack off, but not after breaking into a house
Random German Guy Show this Post
04-03-2018, 03:36 PM #1
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Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

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04-03-2018, 03:44 PM #2
Strigoi Diavolul
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You fap a lot German dude?

Un Strigoi printre noi
04-03-2018, 04:37 PM #3
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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" Only in Florida "

Interesting to me is , with most Women 18 to 28 in Fla. working as Strippers ,,

why are there so many Men Fapping ?

Fap Capital ?

well ,, Fap about this then
04-03-2018, 04:46 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:At some point while inside the home, he ate a salad he happened to have with him,

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04-03-2018, 04:50 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Fap with one Hand , Salad in the other ?

Who held the Fork ?
04-03-2018, 05:27 PM #6
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(04-03-2018, 03:36 PM)Random German Guy Wrote:  Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

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chuckle.gif Yes a helicopter will distract the fapper. rofl.gif

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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
04-03-2018, 05:30 PM #7
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(04-03-2018, 03:36 PM)Random German Guy Wrote:  Jason Vickery Breaks Into Home, Plays With Toy Helicopter, Masturbates, Cops Say
If you’re at home and hear a mysterious “fapfapfap” noise, it might be a helicopter outside — or it might be this guy.

Jason Lee Vickery, 23, broke into a home in St. Augustine, Fla. Wednesday and was about to masturbate when he got distracted by a green remote-controlled helicopter, according to a St. Johns County Sheriff’s report obtained by HuffPost Weird News.

more: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jas..._n_3179332?

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04-03-2018, 07:33 PM #8
Baron Samedi Vodou Man
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(04-03-2018, 04:46 PM)Octo Wrote:  
Quote:At some point while inside the home, he ate a salad he happened to have with him,

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Typical snowflake
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04-03-2018, 11:51 PM #9
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Did he toss his salad?



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