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05-25-2013, 06:12 PM #1
Matchmaker Incognito Anonymous
 
You’ve got to feel sorry for Laura Fernee. Not only is she supposedly too beautiful to hold down a job, but now it emerges that the poor woman can barely leave her house without men declaring their undying love.

‘I was just walking down the street when this car pulled up and a man got out, gave me a bunch of flowers then drove away,’ she says. ‘I’d never seen him before, but he’d obviously noticed me and felt compelled.’

Then there was the old man who approached her and asked if she was someone famous, ‘because I had a special look about me, he said’.

And just the other week Laura had stern words with a chap she saw taking pictures of her.

‘I said: “Please stop that,” and he replied: “But you are so beautiful.” He genuinely thought I would be flattered.’

Most bonkers of all is the story she tells about the time she was in hospital and the nurses gathered round her bedside to discuss how pretty her eyeliner was and how her skin resembled a peach.

In short it seems the world and its wife just can’t help being overwhelmed by the 33-year-old’s beauty — and is determined to hound her about it.

So great is the problem, the Mail reported this week, that Laura had to quit her career as a medical research scientist two years ago in order to free herself from the constant misery of being asked out by her male colleagues and resented by her female ones.

İmage

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-town.html

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05-25-2013, 06:21 PM #2
Ruby Wolf Member
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(05-25-2013, 06:12 PM)Matchmaker Wrote:  You’ve got to feel sorry for Laura Fernee. Not only is she supposedly too beautiful to hold down a job, but now it emerges that the poor woman can barely leave her house without men declaring their undying love.

‘I was just walking down the street when this car pulled up and a man got out, gave me a bunch of flowers then drove away,’ she says. ‘I’d never seen him before, but he’d obviously noticed me and felt compelled.’

Then there was the old man who approached her and asked if she was someone famous, ‘because I had a special look about me, he said’.

And just the other week Laura had stern words with a chap she saw taking pictures of her.

‘I said: “Please stop that,” and he replied: “But you are so beautiful.” He genuinely thought I would be flattered.’

Most bonkers of all is the story she tells about the time she was in hospital and the nurses gathered round her bedside to discuss how pretty her eyeliner was and how her skin resembled a peach.

In short it seems the world and its wife just can’t help being overwhelmed by the 33-year-old’s beauty — and is determined to hound her about it.

So great is the problem, the Mail reported this week, that Laura had to quit her career as a medical research scientist two years ago in order to free herself from the constant misery of being asked out by her male colleagues and resented by her female ones.

İmage

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-town.html

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

I would need to see the rest of her and without makeup...

But from what I can see to me she looks like michael jackson with long hair...
05-25-2013, 06:22 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,193 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
Octo puts her to shame and she doesn't have some freak ass overblown ego. wtf2.gif Some people aren't put together right.
Perhaps I'll send her a a facebook note and let her know she's not half as good looking as she thinks she is. rofl.gif
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental illness. These people need treatment. It's characterized by unwarranted feelings of self-importance. They have a sense of entitlement and demonstrate grandiosity in their beliefs and behavior. They have a strong need for admiration, but lack feelings of empathy for others.'
These qualities are usually defenses against a deep feeling of inferiority and of being unloved.

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05-25-2013, 06:27 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,735 Threads:1,523 Joined:Feb 2011
Some people just need to get over themselves. 13.gif


Smolensk, there's some more pics at the link OP posted.

Seriously, how about going out in a jeans and t-shirt and no make-up once in a while if it's such a big issue?
05-25-2013, 06:30 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,735 Threads:1,523 Joined:Feb 2011
Happy and healthy goes a long way in the beauty department imo.
05-25-2013, 06:38 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,735 Threads:1,523 Joined:Feb 2011
Let's also remember makeup can almost make anyone look good.
05-25-2013, 06:55 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,735 Threads:1,523 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif Ok, that was a bit extreme.

Genetics do matter to some extent, but abstaining from exercise and a healthy lifestyle matters more.
05-26-2013, 02:23 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,269 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
quoting JR here :

" Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental illness. These people need treatment. It's characterized by unwarranted feelings of self-importance. They have a sense of entitlement and demonstrate grandiosity in their beliefs and behavior. They have a strong need for admiration, but lack feelings of empathy for others.'
These qualities are usually defenses against a deep feeling of inferiority and of being unloved.

In my bigfoot thread
The Girl i call Gale suffers that shït hard man .

that is what made it easy for Intel to convince her that i was Obsessed with her .

ğkking Funny when she watched Kaylem grab me and keep me .

Kaylem was Naturally beautiful , make up would only detract from
her Beauty

She had an Inner Light and personality so real and joyous she could be
a Toothless hunch back and still have me .

Gale waited for an in, when Kaylem went to the restroom
just before we left

Gale made her move

she said : I'm glad you found someone who makes you happy

I just had to shut her down man

I said , yes, we're deep in like falling into deep in love

then
kaylem is 17 , emancipated minor , so she is an adult .

Gales face , OMG !

she walked away stunned

probably thinking , he gets teenage girls that pretty ?
WHAT THE ğck WAS I THINKING ?

He wasn't following me afterall . He probably was avoiding me
when we were in the proximity of each other .

she was close to right

if she was around , she had to approach me ,

I was all about one night stands with girls

not an LTR with a friend from High School days .

too much gossip goes on if you have a one night stand with someone
who knows everyone you know and hang out with

I like girls who do not know my other girls .

heh hehehe

now whose Narcissistic ? lmao.gif
05-26-2013, 05:04 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(05-26-2013, 06:05 AM)MEDUSA Wrote:  Attractive women have issues at work etc,all the time. So what .
I had all kinds of problems when I worked on the ambulance ,because I was a female in a male job ,and I was cute .

If guys ask you out ,you say ...no ?
If you get harassed ,go to your supervisor .

I mean please. People mistook me for famous people all the time. Blond women are interchangeable was what I discovered.
You just deal with it,and go to work . What a dumb bitch .

Now those evil f###en bastards we call tptb,the royal bloodline elites,want to allow females upon the battlefield...

Hmmm? I wonder who will receive most of the special care and attention and protection there and then?

Not to mention the obvious distractions they would obviously cause and all the casualties that would definitely result...
05-27-2013, 08:13 AM #10
Below Average Genius Member
Posts:2,344 Threads:222 Joined:Apr 2013
I tried to tell my landlord I was too handsome to work.

He told me I was too broke to have a roof over my head.




Pray for me. hug.gif

JollyRoger Show this Post
05-27-2013, 08:28 AM #11
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-25-2013, 06:12 PM)Matchmaker Wrote:  You’ve got to feel sorry for Laura Fernee. Not only is she supposedly too beautiful to hold down a job, but now it emerges that the poor woman can barely leave her house without men declaring their undying love.

‘I was just walking down the street when this car pulled up and a man got out, gave me a bunch of flowers then drove away,’ she says. ‘I’d never seen him before, but he’d obviously noticed me and felt compelled.’

Then there was the old man who approached her and asked if she was someone famous, ‘because I had a special look about me, he said’.

And just the other week Laura had stern words with a chap she saw taking pictures of her.

‘I said: “Please stop that,” and he replied: “But you are so beautiful.” He genuinely thought I would be flattered.’

Most bonkers of all is the story she tells about the time she was in hospital and the nurses gathered round her bedside to discuss how pretty her eyeliner was and how her skin resembled a peach.

In short it seems the world and its wife just can’t help being overwhelmed by the 33-year-old’s beauty — and is determined to hound her about it.

So great is the problem, the Mail reported this week, that Laura had to quit her career as a medical research scientist two years ago in order to free herself from the constant misery of being asked out by her male colleagues and resented by her female ones.

İmage

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-town.html

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Give it a few years and she will look like this....



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05-28-2013, 02:52 PM #12
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
(05-27-2013, 08:28 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(05-25-2013, 06:12 PM)Matchmaker Wrote:  You’ve got to feel sorry for Laura Fernee. Not only is she supposedly too beautiful to hold down a job, but now it emerges that the poor woman can barely leave her house without men declaring their undying love.

‘I was just walking down the street when this car pulled up and a man got out, gave me a bunch of flowers then drove away,’ she says. ‘I’d never seen him before, but he’d obviously noticed me and felt compelled.’

Then there was the old man who approached her and asked if she was someone famous, ‘because I had a special look about me, he said’.

And just the other week Laura had stern words with a chap she saw taking pictures of her.

‘I said: “Please stop that,” and he replied: “But you are so beautiful.” He genuinely thought I would be flattered.’

Most bonkers of all is the story she tells about the time she was in hospital and the nurses gathered round her bedside to discuss how pretty her eyeliner was and how her skin resembled a peach.

In short it seems the world and its wife just can’t help being overwhelmed by the 33-year-old’s beauty — and is determined to hound her about it.

So great is the problem, the Mail reported this week, that Laura had to quit her career as a medical research scientist two years ago in order to free herself from the constant misery of being asked out by her male colleagues and resented by her female ones.

İmage

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-town.html

You're welcome. coffeetime.gif


Give it a few years and she will look like this....

She probably already does look like that without her friggin makeup...

With her makeup she looks like michael jackson with long hair...
05-28-2013, 03:31 PM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,706 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
Meh.

I'm gonna see dozens of just as pretty ladies,
just walking the 3 blocks home from work in
half an hour or so.

Gotta love summer!

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