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I hope you're not as drunk as I am...
06-17-2012, 01:27 AM #31
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
chuckle.gif Okay I'll make you a Beer Ninja shirt. You have to wear it lmao.gif
06-17-2012, 01:30 AM #32
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh you know I would lmao.gif
06-17-2012, 01:56 AM #33
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,337 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
Now from KATU News

Portlands Naked Bike Ride starts in 5 hours

naked drunkin' bikers

wearin' nothing but headdresses and Nikes will be all over the streets tonight..

time to rev up the engine on my derby truck

each year, i come back with enough Nikes,,,


it does put the beans on the table you know
06-17-2012, 06:36 PM #34
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Yup, that's her lmao.gif

06-17-2012, 06:37 PM #35
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Is that Lee? chuckle.gif
06-18-2012, 12:00 AM #36
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,337 Threads:231 Joined:Feb 2011
uh,,, ran out of pins?

only reason i would'nt
06-18-2012, 12:16 AM #37
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Had to hide all the pins from ninja chick.
06-18-2012, 06:21 AM #38
avalanche Member
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Just got back from a week in the forest, on the lake celebrating my paterfamilias and spent that time as think as you drunk you are.
06-18-2012, 11:37 AM #39
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Sounds like some wonderful time. Summer solstice coming up here on Friday so we've been practicing for that. thumbsup.gif
06-18-2012, 09:11 PM #40
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011

I know a ninja.

He came by my place a couple of years ago,
to show me his new outfit and equipment.

Black dress, shurikens, dagger, the works.
The sword alone was worth a small fortune.
He made me a bit nervous, I must admit, wielding
it in my very small apartment...but he touched
absolutely nothing, although he made a long series
of swift and swishing moves.
Rather impressive.

Skilled - and crazy as f**k.
WTF was he doing, sneaking about absolutely invisible
in the moonless november night?


Am glad I still gots me head.

Oooh, yes - we got all sorts of weirdos in this town.

06-18-2012, 09:23 PM #41
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Do we know him? scream.gif

06-18-2012, 09:36 PM #42
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
I don't think you ever had anything to do with him, no.
06-18-2012, 09:40 PM #43
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,180 Threads:1,536 Joined:Feb 2011
Well in this case I'd say that's a good thing. chuckle.gif



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