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09-07-2014, 01:01 PM #1
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Man drinks perfume to avoid arrest: Police

A drunk man tried to trick police by drinking a bottle of perfume when he was pulled over for speeding, it is alleged.

Police intercepted the man on the Pacific Motorway about 6am on Saturday after he was detected speeding, and upon pulling him over noticed the strong smell of perfume and alcohol.

Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensla...z3Ccei1OBn

rofl.gif Officer, it's not what it seems, I was on a date with Estée Lauder and,,,
09-07-2014, 01:03 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif FFS, that's a really high BAC. I bet that was nasty

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09-07-2014, 01:04 PM #3
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Stupid, lol!
09-07-2014, 01:06 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Because he was worth it

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09-07-2014, 01:08 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol -personal preference by Sorcha Faal - because you're worthless

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09-07-2014, 06:21 PM #6
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