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I'm Touchin Cloth But On A Second Date With A Hottie At Her Place
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12-21-2016, 09:52 AM #1
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She wants to get freaky but here I am posting while SHE is in the bathroom 'freshening up'. I don't want to take a righteous dump in her place since it's a small studio apartment and the bathroom is right f-ing there.

F ck!
12-21-2016, 11:33 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Never bothered me, but mine smells like fresh bamboo and water lily and makes no sound coming out.

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12-21-2016, 01:01 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-21-2016, 09:52 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  She wants to get freaky but here I am posting while SHE is in the bathroom 'freshening up'. I don't want to take a righteous dump in her place since it's a small studio apartment and the bathroom is right f-ing there.

F ck!

Too bad she never shits or she would understand.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
12-21-2016, 02:04 PM #4
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12-21-2016, 07:03 PM #5
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Ask her to play some death metal really loud "because you think it's romantic". Then poop your heart out.

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12-21-2016, 07:53 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Don't forget to wash your hands when you finish.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
12-21-2016, 07:54 PM #7
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İmage

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12-23-2016, 12:32 AM #8
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It turns me on when a hot girl touches cloth!!!
12-23-2016, 12:50 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Those Cloth Chicks...

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12-23-2016, 02:41 AM #10
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(12-23-2016, 01:26 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Thankfully I don't touch cloth.. Jesus made me perfect.. In oz we would say"I sharted", if you fart but a bit of shït comes out..

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A shart IS NOT, I repeat IS NOT 'touchin cloth'.



When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3824015
12-23-2016, 12:56 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-23-2016, 02:41 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-23-2016, 01:26 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Thankfully I don't touch cloth.. Jesus made me perfect.. In oz we would say"I sharted", if you fart but a bit of shït comes out..

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A shart IS NOT, I repeat IS NOT 'touchin cloth'.



When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3824015

We would just say you shit your pants.

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The point just before you "touch cloth" is prairie dogging.

İmage

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
12-23-2016, 03:31 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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That's a turtle head.

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12-23-2016, 03:36 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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Just go poop ffs...
12-24-2016, 12:55 AM #14
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-23-2016, 03:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  That's a turtle head.

No, man! turtle heads are in the front!

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
12-24-2016, 01:06 AM #15
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