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I'm Touchin Cloth But On A Second Date With A Hottie At Her Place
12-23-2016, 01:27 AM #16
White Ribbon call me
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I have sharted before but it didn't touch cloth..

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12-23-2016, 02:41 AM #17
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(12-23-2016, 01:26 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Thankfully I don't touch cloth.. Jesus made me perfect.. In oz we would say"I sharted", if you fart but a bit of shït comes out..

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A shart IS NOT, I repeat IS NOT 'touchin cloth'.



When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3824015
12-23-2016, 12:56 PM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-23-2016, 02:41 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-23-2016, 01:26 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Thankfully I don't touch cloth.. Jesus made me perfect.. In oz we would say"I sharted", if you fart but a bit of shït comes out..

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A shart IS NOT, I repeat IS NOT 'touchin cloth'.



When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3824015

We would just say you shït your pants.

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The point just before you "touch cloth" is prairie dogging.

İmage

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I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
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12-23-2016, 02:08 PM #19
White Ribbon call me
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(12-23-2016, 02:41 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(12-23-2016, 01:26 AM)White Ribbon Wrote:  Thankfully I don't touch cloth.. Jesus made me perfect.. In oz we would say"I sharted", if you fart but a bit of shït comes out..

yup.gif

A shart IS NOT, I repeat IS NOT 'touchin cloth'.



When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...id=3824015

Sounds like a shart to me..

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12-23-2016, 03:31 PM #20
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That's a turtle head.

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12-23-2016, 03:36 PM #21
Octo Mother Superior
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Just go poop ffs...
12-24-2016, 12:01 AM #22
White Ribbon call me
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Generally if you shart you probably have the runs or very loose poo poo in there..

touching cloth with some big banana turd that can poke its head out, you could control that baby and push the turtle back into the cave..

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12-24-2016, 12:55 AM #23
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-23-2016, 03:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  That's a turtle head.

No, man! turtle heads are in the front!

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
12-24-2016, 01:06 AM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
12-24-2016, 03:10 AM #25
White Ribbon call me
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(12-24-2016, 01:06 AM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

Are you touching cloth?

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12-24-2016, 03:18 AM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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Ffs, I can't think of any occasion of turtle head / prairie head/ cloth touching in my life.

Weren't you guys potty trained?

Your sphincters are malfunctioning. Why is that? bob.gif
12-24-2016, 05:22 AM #27
Octo Mother Superior
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Sounds like you guys need to check out your diet a bit.

Trust me, I'm an expert
İmage
12-24-2016, 06:47 AM #28
White Ribbon call me
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(12-24-2016, 03:18 AM)Octo Wrote:  Ffs, I can't think of any occasion of turtle head / prairie head/ cloth touching in my life.

Weren't you guys potty trained?

Your sphincters are malfunctioning. Why is that? bob.gif

You sound like you are touching cloth right now..

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12-24-2016, 12:22 PM #29
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm not touching cloth, we actually have indoor plumbing now

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12-24-2016, 12:52 PM #30
White Ribbon call me
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Oh, I'm touching cloth..

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(Have you ever heard that term before) blink.gif



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