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08-31-2014, 11:50 PM #106
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If you play the clarinet between yodels, the neighbors will swoon.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
08-31-2014, 11:54 PM #107
Octo Mother Superior
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I can see that being the case. I'll get up early tomorrow and try it.

Thanks.
09-01-2014, 02:44 AM #108
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(08-31-2014, 07:08 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  How's your yodeling?
09-01-2014, 05:42 AM #109
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(08-31-2014, 06:42 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  You're a very rare Sydneysider that actually has nice things to say about Melbourne and praise its good point. Melbourne does have its downsides, 80% of days are cloudy, one horrible constantly brown river and it's just bloody flat without a hill anywhere.

But calling Melbourne a big country town even in jest will not get you far. You wouldn't believe the number of Sydneysiders who come out with that time and time again chuckle.gif

i dont know anyone from sydney who doesnt rave about how great melbourne is compared to sydney.. ive got three close friends all moving there in the next week or so.. sydney is too expensive.. i suit melbourne much more than i suit here.. its my kind of vibe down there.. the only complaint from my friend who lives there is that there are no ocean beaches close enough to pop down for a quick swim, but apart from that she would never leave Melb now.. my friend i had lunch with on sat and who is doing a job trial in melb today says it wont bother him, he will just make more of a day of driving out to the beaches..
09-01-2014, 08:50 AM #110
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(08-31-2014, 06:51 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  My son moved to Montreal 12 years ago when the ex wife managed to find the single most difficult location to travel to from Australia and relocated with him there banghead.gif

yup.gif Standard ex wife operating procedure. There's a secret manual they go by after they split it has a pentagram on it and is written in Latin 13.gif

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09-01-2014, 10:03 AM #111
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(09-01-2014, 08:50 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-31-2014, 06:51 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  My son moved to Montreal 12 years ago when the ex wife managed to find the single most difficult location to travel to from Australia and relocated with him there banghead.gif

yup.gif Standard ex wife operating procedure. There's a secret manual they go by after they split it has a pentagram on it and is written in Latin 13.gif

Upside down pentagram naturally, dripping with blood and goat urine written with the black light of the Qliphoth.
09-01-2014, 10:14 AM #112
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(08-31-2014, 06:51 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  
(08-31-2014, 04:41 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-31-2014, 04:36 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  oh its fine.. just shows you what its like.. we dont even play the same type of football..

is there bitter rivalry with Vancouver and say Montreal?

No, but there is with Toronto chuckle.gif

My son moved to Montreal 12 years ago when the ex wife managed to find the single most difficult location to travel to from Australia and relocated with him there banghead.gif so hard to get to see him.

He's 17 now and 6'6. They grow up too fast......

Hope he chooses to come back home one day......

i didnt think it was easy to take a kid interstate, let alone over seas to live, without the fathers permission? a similar things is happening with my friends moving to melb..
09-01-2014, 10:19 AM #113
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how is zurich today, poodles?

Bratwurst for breakfast? ja?

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09-01-2014, 10:31 AM #114
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Ja of course, bratwurst and apfelstrudel with Swiss cheese.


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09-01-2014, 12:02 PM #115
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(09-01-2014, 10:31 AM)Octo Wrote:  Ja of course, bratwurst and apfelstrudel with Swiss cheese.


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dont choke, gurl.. ja.. daddy might have to fly down to save you.. 13.gif
09-01-2014, 01:20 PM #116
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At least you can't choke on the holes 13.gif

Give my hugs to whom it may concern over there, Octo. ;)
09-01-2014, 01:32 PM #117
Octo Mother Superior
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Will do AS cheers.gif
09-01-2014, 08:45 PM #118
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(09-01-2014, 10:03 AM)Esoteric Wrote:  
(09-01-2014, 08:50 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-31-2014, 06:51 PM)Esoteric Wrote:  My son moved to Montreal 12 years ago when the ex wife managed to find the single most difficult location to travel to from Australia and relocated with him there banghead.gif

yup.gif Standard ex wife operating procedure. There's a secret manual they go by after they split it has a pentagram on it and is written in Latin 13.gif

Upside down pentagram naturally, dripping with blood and goat urine written with the black light of the Qliphoth.
Usually dripping with green blood around here from all the money thats ruthlessly squeezed out of demonized men by the warlock hunting powers that wanna be...

09-02-2014, 09:16 AM #119
White Ribbon call me
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are you back in Kansas yet??
09-02-2014, 09:22 AM #120
Octo Mother Superior
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In a few hours I'll be there. The ferry just left Switzerland beercheer.gif Such a gorgeous and scenic experience to travel by water between Kansas and Switzerland.

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